Possibly Blitz is missing an opportunity here.
We just need to start a story about Martin’s previous sporting background, repeat for a week or two on here, then expect to hear it in the commentary box.
So the obvious poll question is:
Which other sport did Nick Martin excel at?
That snap kick for goal though. It came off the boot like it had been shot from a canon. With most of our other players it would have floated high OOB or not made the goal square.
I think tiddlywinks would be as far as BT’s grasp of strategy goes.
I believe someone tried to explain chess to him once, and when he heard different pieces were allowed to move in different directions he shouted “Sausages! They’re all sausages!!” and required medication.