#5 Elijah Tsatas

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We should hire the Adelaide boot studder.
Apparently his studdering is elite.

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Well that is what happens when you put the studs on the inside of the boot. Absolutely scrutable.

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hes going to win the brownlow

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If Elijah is playing some VFL before the bye, thatā€™s awesome news. He looks in seriously good nick.

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Hind out of the hbf

Tsatas in on the hbf

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I reckon he never lost a one on one contest for about 4 years

Retire Tsatas now so he doesnā€™t get injured again.

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I think he should just retire so he doesnt disappoint us

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Canā€™t wait till this guy gets on the park, so we can build his hype train.

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Train already been boarding

Best you purchase your ticket and take your seat pronto

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Chris Judd mk 2

get excited

Wasnt that Kav?

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Hype train building is better done when the player is not on the park and unable to prove the hypers wrong.

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Odds on the 2024 Rising Starā€¦

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Nah getting 20+ disposals in VFL debut and kicking 2 goals in a half on managed time is what is required.
I wouldnā€™t rule Tsatas out on doing something like that either.

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JJ is also the one who ended Koutaā€™s career.
They had an innocuous looking knee on knee collision in a marking contest. It was completely accidental. JJ walked away, but for Kouta that was the beginning of the end.

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Pity it didnā€™t happen in the '99 PF.

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At one stage early in 2022 or late 2021 he was discussed as a possible number 1 or 2 draft pick ā€¦ā€¦he then had injuries in 2022ā€¦ā€¦I think he could be a jet

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Iā€™m triggered!!

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