#6 The Joe Dan Thread - the bit between Diggers trolling us and THE RETURN

O.M.G Bacchus… you just got snowflaked!!

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Please sir, can I have some more.

Yes or no, the above is just based on your opinion.

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[opens thread]

[backs slowly out of thread, making no sudden movements]

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He might play again, sure. But I reckon the end result (him leaving) is inevitable

By the way, not directed at you, but no one “hates” joe. There would not ne a single person who doesnt want 2017 joe. People are disappointed and frustrated at how all this has played out.

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Technically, it would require the hatred of all supporters to be an average. If you summed the hatred and divided by the number of total supporters you’d have the average hatred, which would technically be the… mean :wink:

“Mean”… y’know, hatred is being mean… Never mind— I’ll see myself out.

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I have no idea how he is tracking, like most of us.

He may never play again

OR

He may come out fully fit in 2020 at some stage and kick 10 in his comeback game.

Who knows with JOEDAN.

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@Lance84 be like “Joe out in public”

Blitz be like. Really Joe was

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Humble always gets the good oil. Joe to kick 10 in round 5.

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yeah well what would you know

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There are reports that people have seen sightings of this creature near the hanger recently. Authorities have said that there is no reason to be alarmed, as it is expected that the creature will make its way up north shortly.

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We actually do have an idea of how he is tracking.

His rehab is not yet at a point where he can run laps of the oval at a moderate pace, let alone join the rehab group.

This means he is months - not weeks - away from being fit enough to play AFL.

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He was in the gym topless holding one of those big elastic bands today. I was able to take a sneaky photo of him

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He is just doing constant core and groin strengthening work. Not ready for running yet.

James Stuart came out and did a little running with the Mod group but even he looks to be far from ready.

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I was half expecting a “BEER IS LIFE” Cousins style tat

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The emotion surrounding Joe is fever pitch because deep down we all knew he was the guy to take us to the promised land and now it might get taken away from us.

We are so starved of success, We had the 1st glimmer of hope for a long time in Joey

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Nature abhors doing the hoovering.
Something like that.

All this time off and no tan. Needs to stop drinking in dark hipster joints and more drinking in beer gardens.

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