#7 - Zerrett - New Beginnings

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How the fk is this bloke still employed by the EFC.

Shove your “footy clubs are forgiving places” and we didn’t “fold” for unders up your dot. He should have been marched out for a 6th round pick. Yep, what hawthorn offered was not what he is worth - but what is the bigger message, keeping a captain that wants out after being offered unders, or trading him and sending a bigger message. You dont want to be here? FK OFF

I do not blame him for wanting out, why would you want to play for us at his age. But keeping him on principle is even worse

Idiot club. Missed a perfect opportunity for a full club culture reset. If you buy into its the wakeup we needed, god help you

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This.

Welcome back legend

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Because he is the best footballer on the list and we need him to keep the Club in the media for the Sponsors.

Good to have you back WOB.

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Mr fox, good to engage again.

He’s easily the best footballer on our list. That is no question. Do you really think he is a driving factor in sponsorship going forward? Yeah, he is a gun - i get that. But i mean, we have achieved absolutely zero heading into his 12th season of football, and still had good sponsors.

He he has outed himself as a judas. Multiple times now

The fkn CAPTAIN of the ESSENDON FOOTBALL CLUB wanted to be traded to our arguable #1 rival in the HAWTHORN FOOTBALL CLUB

i dont think anything sponsorship wise hinged on this guy. He isnt marketable, yep he’s a gun. He WAS our captain, and now after a failed trade attempt isnt. He has the personality of a fence post. We’ve been trash his entire career. Why would him leaving change who wants to partner with us? If anything, i think we would be more appealing to sponsors if we did trade him, it would have signalled a clear direction and intent. He’s gonna fk off in a year, for probably less in a trade

Guys like tippa, caddy, kako, draper, orazio…those types bring in sponsorship. Exciting players bring sponsorship and crowds, because they are marketable. Merrett, despite being our best player, isnt that. And now he is a disgraced former captain who tried to leave

He can fk off

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What part of Swagger do you not understand?

We are tuff boyz now and WELSHY will take us to the promised land.

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LOL!…dot. WOB goes BANG!

Having grown up in my early years in the suburb where you’re from WOB, this is the most Armadale thing anyone could say…”shove it up your dot”, brilliant!

Great to have you back WOB.

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Oi, so unkind to fence posts around Australia, welcome back.

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With the “he can also eat ■■■■” medallion for best on.

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Hope you had a nice holiday. Has prison food improved ?

Just joking, and my comment about sponsors was tongue in cheek. Though I was told that during the Saga, Club Sponsors were happy with the publicity, so I guess same thoughts could apply.

I said it all along that we should never take personally what a player does off the field, and seriously I do not care at all about Merrett and his desire to play elsewhere. In spite of Merrett being our best player by a long way, I actually think that the Hawks offer was fair and while I agree with the hard stance taken on the contract, I would have taken it.

I would have also farked off three or four other blokes on the list.

Unlike others here, I only care about winning games. I have seen great footy in my life and while my memory fades, I still have YouTube. We are going to try and get to Perth this year for a game and lunch with the Professor (@Albert_Thurgood), so maybe if @Koala is making the trip, we can have a larger gathering.

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The prison food was way better than what im currently getting fed

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@stander2

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Great to have you back!! And agree

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Welcome back King

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Back with a BANG

holy ■■■■ its good to see you back. Hope you’ve been well.

Totally agree btw.
Could have walked away from that draft with Dovatson too if we had of let him go.

Given we lack small forward depth on the list, I think we made a big mistake not letting him walk.

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So gift hawthorn a flag for pick what 14 / 23 / 23 was it? Lose our best player and we already had a really good draft hand. Personally looks like a bad move. The club chose not to get dovaston when they had the chance and there are better small forward prospects in 2026. No thank you.

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:rofl: Gift Hawthorn a flag.

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It’s funny reading about all the people here who want to let Merrett go cause he wants to leave. What happens next year when caddy wants to leave or Robert’s or Clarke? Do we just trade everyone who wants to leave? What if players dont want to be drafted by us - do we not draft them and maybe focus on players down at number 74?

we have an AFL license and we can keep any player with a contract and we can draft any player we choose to - Merrett is contracted for 2 more years. We don’t just let players walk and break contract cause we feel sad for ourselves - that is the attitude of the loser.

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