A little crispy one Garry - The footy media thread

Considering the apparent marriage split of James and Tania not being reported its pretty ■■■■ poor that something like this gets any airtime at all.

Its no ones business and the air time this has gotten is pathetic.

what the …

that is indeed sad news if true. very sad.

It’s not.

We have many budding tabloid communication specialists here on Blitz.

Considering the apparent marriage split of James and Tania not being reported its pretty ■■■■ poor that something like this gets any airtime at all.

Its no ones business and the air time this has gotten is pathetic.

what the …

that is indeed sad news if true. very sad.

It’s not.

that’s good news then, phew

We have many budding tabloid communication specialists here on Blitz.
Dem’s fightin’ words.
"Leaving her luxury Geelong home for the first time in three days, Nicky Brownless refused to comment on the saga which continues to rock the sporting and TV industries.

Mrs Brownless, wearing a black dress, ankle boots and Louis Vuitton shoulder bag, left her five-bedroom home accompanied by her two young adult daughters, lifestyle bloggers and Instagram stars Lucy and Ruby."

Lol. :slight_smile:

‘Saga’? I thought that was an Essendon trademark.

Considering the apparent marriage split of James and Tania not being reported its pretty ■■■■ poor that something like this gets any airtime at all.

Its no ones business and the air time this has gotten is pathetic.

what the …

that is indeed sad news if true. very sad.

It’s not.

It’s not true, that’s really good to hear/read.

I think all the problems started when his parents decided to spell Gary Garry.

It was meant to be Canry, but the handwriting was terrible, and got transferred as Garry.

(That’s right … Canry Lyon …)

It was meant to be Canry, but the handwriting was terrible, and got transferred as Garry.

(That’s right … Canry Lyon …)

That could easily be the worst pun ever ..

Saw this one on fb
Edit: wont let me post

Considering the apparent marriage split of James and Tania not being reported its pretty ■■■■ poor that something like this gets any airtime at all.

Trust me, if James and Tania are confirmed to split, the Rage will publish it so fast complete with an editorial that ‘If only Hird had taken responsibility at the state of the saga it wouldn’t have come to this…’. Just look at how they rush to publish the stories about the legal costs dispute, with the heading ‘Mysterious benefactor pays disgraced coach’s legal bill’. He is still public enemy number one in medialand who can’t be shat on enough…

Caroline Wilson backing Lyon in, while in the same story bemoaning AFL ‘boys clubs’ is quite humorous, especially a considering she is right in the thick of the AFL boys club.

Caroline Wilson backing Lyon in, while in the same story bemoaning AFL 'boys clubs' is quite humorous, especially a considering she is right in the thick of the AFL boys club.

eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Caroline Wilson backing Lyon in, while in the same story bemoaning AFL 'boys clubs' is quite humorous, especially a considering she is right in the thick of the AFL boys club.

Woman’s a cnt. Seriously that’s really disgusting. You are the boys club you ■■■■■■■■. Always the bastards in life who get it all, the good folk get ■■■■ all and a pineapple up the ■■■■ for their troubles.

The salacious story of Garry Lyon's affair with Nicky Brownless and subsequent emotional breakdown is multi-layered and punctuated with seemingly endless ramifications.

That’s a ridiculously constructed sentence.

Caroline Wilson backing Lyon in, while in the same story bemoaning AFL 'boys clubs' is quite humorous, especially a considering she is right in the thick of the AFL boys club.

So she thinks it is okay to have an affair with your best mates wife in the midst of them dealing with their marriage breakdown? So she wouldn’t mind if her partner went off and had an affair, she would back him in too?

No one, not a single person in the media has supported Bill Brownless, most have supported Lyon. An intriguing situation considering Lyon is the one at fault while Billy is the innocent bystander hit by the bus driven by Lyon.

Hahahaha

And Australia, like its national game, is a forgiving country by nature.

We’ll see, Caroline, how consistently you apply this.

Caroline Wilson backing Lyon in, while in the same story bemoaning AFL 'boys clubs' is quite humorous, especially a considering she is right in the thick of the AFL boys club.

So she thinks it is okay to have an affair with your best mates wife in the midst of them dealing with their marriage breakdown? So she wouldn’t mind if her partner went off and had an affair, she would back him in too?

No one, not a single person in the media has supported Bill Brownless, most have supported Lyon. An intriguing situation considering Lyon is the one at fault while Billy is the innocent bystander hit by the bus driven by Lyon.

Hairy Garry played the mental health card first.

Billy doesn't know that Nicky and me do it in my van every Sunday

Ahh, ■■■■■■ hell, that’s going to be stuck in my head for ages now.