A little crispy one Garry - The footy media thread

footy media is the easiest job on the planet

team wins = talk them up
team loses = criticise them

then the thousands of supporters desperate for the validation of hearing someone on telly wearing a tie saying something they agree with just woof it all down without chewing

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Very specific.

Is it best to finish top four AND lose the first match, so we lock in experience from three finals?

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Kane doesn’t tell if like it is. He says whatever he thinks will get the biggest reaction. I don’t believe for a second that he thinks we’ll win a final next year, nor do I believe there’s sincerity in the negative comments he makes about most clubs/players. He plays both sides and relies on people with short memories to maintain any relevancy in the media space.

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Ninos entered meta discourse

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Cornes is a flame thrower who’ll say anything to cause outrage and gain attention.

I flat out refuse to read, watch or listen to anything he has to say.

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Kane Cornes gets off on bullying teenage kids and telling footy clubs how they should conduct themselves from the comfort of a television studio. Even though his football club was so farked when he played there that they almost went bankrupt and had to cover their stands with tarps. Oh and he quit in his training as a fireman because hes an inferior piece of trash.

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What’s 1 occasion he has done this?

Kane is the best person in footy media

His show with David king on SEN is the best show in footy media

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We need more media personalities like Kane who are not afraid to say it as it is.

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He doesn’t say it as it is. Hes an overly pedantic tosser who places unrealistic expectations on clubs and players and starts feuds to drive clicks and outrage.

it wouldn’t be so sad if he wasn’t such a boring piece of white bread with a pole up his arse. hes not even slightly entertaining. his whole business revolves around spriuking brain-rotted opinions and hoping people click on his articles and videos. Hes trying so hard to ape on the US ESPN hot take style. Wants to be Stephen A Smith so bad. But completely lacks the talent or showmanship to do so.

on top of that hes a hopeless port nuffie whose biased opinions of his own club would embarrass even the worst of their fans. just look at him bang on about Horne-Francis and rag on North Melbourne for no reason other than Port got Horne-Francis. Hes an embarrassment to the industry.

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it is pretty funny watching Cornes squirm when he gets pushback on whatever show / panel he’s on

I want to be a fireman.

Then 6 months later…

I don’t want to be a fireman.

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Yeah that’s not an opinion… tried something and then found it wasn’t for him.

I find it fascinating how angry and offended people get by him when he has generally got similar views as the average footy fan.

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Thanks Mrs Kane

geee wizz nino if you believe that from cornes have i got a bridge to sell you

You are obviously not a baller.

Fair point. Let me rephrase into ā€œopinionsā€.

Kane Cornes said Kane Cornes would be a great at being a fireman and was justified walking out on his team mates mid season to do so.

Then 6 months later…

Kane Cornes said Kane Cornes was not great at being a fireman and walked out on the fire department.

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Ruining our chances for good picks.

Yet when he played he sat in the corner and sulked when given any criticism of how he played and was known to be an absolute mess when given any feedback by the coaches

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But he doesn’t really does he? From the little I’ll admit to seeing I think it’s actually him getting off on it. He expects it. He’ll say whatever he needs to say to generate hubris.

He knows exactly what he’s doing, and as deplorable as it is, he’s actually pretty good at it.

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