Unless you work in a museum or taxidermist, who calls a dog a ‘canine’?
Megan Forrester from ABC News, evidently
At a guess, Kristi Noem.
Dogs need to protect themselves from the cows.

They were in the middle of exams.
"Two people have died and eight are in critical condition, though stable, after a shooter entered an engineering building during final exams at Brown University in the US.
At a news conference, Providence police said the suspect was male and dressed in black clothing. He remains on the run."
If you’re just tuning in to our live coverage, here is the latest information we have on the Brown University shooting:
- Two people have been killed and eight are in critical but stable condition. Their identities have not been revealed
- Police were called out at 4:05pm (local time) to the campus’s engineering building
- End-of-year exams were taking place when the shooting happened
- The suspect has not been found but police confirmed it is a male who was wearing black clothing
- He escaped the building on foot
- Police could not confirm the type of firearm used
Our thoughts and prayers and we need to give teachers guns
More guns should fix this problem!
Where on earth was the good guy with a gun?
He’s a mythical being. No such thing exists.
So the invigilators weren’t vigilant.