WE’RE GOING TO ■■■■■■■ WIN
WE’RE ■■■■■■
WE’RE GOING TO ■■■■■■■ WIN
WE’RE ■■■■■■
There both bases covered
When Stringer kicks the opening goal we’ll be like:
You forgot ‘they should just take the game off of us’
When Pies kick 3 goals during red time we’ll be like:
Huge stage. New recruits will be absolutely buzzing. Merret’s first ANZAC day as captain.
Jones in form. 2MP back. Packo in form. Langford reliable.
Starting to dominate teams out of the middle.
Can’t wait to be there today.
Pies by 24
EDGE me Essendon, over and over and over, OH BABY send me to the clouds above today BRAD.
■■■■ Collingwood.
Hurry up and bounce the ball!
I was sooo close to hitting the like button. But then I spotted the last line.
Dons by 3.
We’re gunna slice 'em and dice 'em. We’re gunna take hangers over 'em and perfectly execute blind turns, and low ball pickups, pin point passes, handballs to moving open players. We’re gunna stick tackles and run the legs of the ba$tards.
We’re gunna be ruthless and efficient. We’re gunna absolutely murder 'em and drive 'em into the ground. We’re gunna give 'em the trashing of their lives.
Essendon by 1 point.
IT’S TIME
Was raining a bit at Henley beach dawn service this morning. Hopefully the MCG doesn’t cop it.
We seem to get spooked by the big occasion. Pies by 43 points.
The result today is a mystery.
An even bigger mystery, to me at least, is why am I seeing AI pics of Godzilla ‘like’ creatures in an Essendon jumper that sometimes have an affinity to cucumbers ?
What did I miss in the off season ?
More than you think. Those aren’t AI generated!