Would you be investing heavily on discovering new flavors for Doritos?
Also what about investing in a Tazo museum for schools to visit and learn about this important history?
You have lost my vote, sir.
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Who needs 3D when Trump is playing 4D chess.
tesseract Smiths or we riot
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You have more in common with Family First party values than at first glance
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This would fall under our very expansive (and not at all biased by any individual…) prioritisation of research agenda, so yes.
We will be investing in multiple Tazo museums. They will be used as an economic boost for Australian towns.
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How dare you.
That said, we do also support a phase out of pokie machines (note: yes, that is genuinely a family first policy position). They would be replaced with Tazo dispensing machines and turn gaming rooms into rooms which can be enjoyed by the whole family.
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Probably looking for ways not be be caught!
I assume they’re pro DV, not anti.
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Seems resource heavy, albeit fun heavy also. Tazos are notoriously critical earth intensive in their manufacture. If you can keep it 7% onshore and guarantee at least 200 insecure fifo jobs you’ve got my vote.
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■■■■ it, call them 4D Doritos and spike them with LSD
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That’s a How to Cook pamphlet
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At least the Vic LNP one runs to the minimum 6 numbers above the line for a vote to be valid…
#UnAustralianToVoteAboveTheLine
Gotta put the worst drongoes last.
Yep, but which drongos do you put last? There is a long list of those.
Hard to go past the vuvuzelas, not least because it’s important that if they spend that much money and annoy people that much it’s so much sweeter when they get zero representation… again.
They stop counting after 12. That’s enough of a statement.
Narrator: this is not, in fact, true.