Well headline writes itself.
Pearce off Porter says electorate.
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I think @bigallanâs point is that him resigning could create a minority Government⌠so he has some leverage over the PM.
i saw a breakdown of that on twitter, but realistically safe alp seats donât have a lot of tourism appeal
i mean where would you rather spend a week off - the whitsundays or hoppers crossing?
Depends on what your kicks are. Who doesnât love meth.
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Even hoppers crossing people rent Airbnb in the city for their meth benders. Complimentary stabbings included.
Is this for real or taking the pizz?
Some free copy-editing for you. Shorter and creates a double meaning.
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As someone who lives in Hoppers Crossing, I need to point out this is only half true.
They are far more likely to rent an Airbnb in somewhere like West Footscray.
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I know politicians want to show they arenât spineless, but this seemed an excessively messy way for Dan to prove it.
You really think no tourists go to Sydney, Melbourne, or any other capital city?
Well there have been all those Nuffies calling for him to âstep downâ âŚ
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Have airfares gone up 50% yet?
Fixed, you mathematically-challenged person.
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100% is too obvious!
Go divide yourself by 0.
Yeah I went there 
Meanwhile, David Coleman, in the marginal seat of Banks, has been called back to work after having one yearâs sick leave.
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Donât need to.
Iâm already infinitely awesome.
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Donât be so harsh on yourself.
I find it funny that the generation that spawned MH medical leave is upset at politicians taking MH medical leave.
theres a facetiousness to their use of it, like your post.
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