I’m amused by these banner ideas but very, very lazy. How about a consolidated thread?
Fines and suspensions
Could never contain us
Get ready blues
To receive a new ■■■■
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My suggestion was the most witty
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Rebuilding with cardboard
Has demolished your joint
Like Sticks and Silvagni
You’ve all missed the point
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It’s true.
In 4 years we went from bad to almost de-registered.
Now we have clear air and are on the comeback
How have you guys been?
Our clubs winning streak is on an upward curve,
Let’s keep it going by beating GWS Reserves.
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You said you were “Coming”
Back when Fev sent Nude Lara
And your Fans are still asking…
"Where the ■■■■■■ Hell Are YA?? "
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Superb!
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We have spent the past few years
building a forwardline.
Yours was better in 2009.
Fevolva Waite, Betts, Garlett, Yarran
Your sister is your mother
Your father is your brother
Uncle is your cousin
The Fark Carlton family
Don’t know why the GS chant can’t be put on?
Or simply
Fark off you farken farks
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Your tanking got you nowhere,
Your recruiting so farked it ain’t funny,
Now there is no more quick fixes at Carlton,
As there’s no more dirty Visy money
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Fark Carlton
Go fark yourselves
The end
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Chris Judd’s not playing for you anymore is he?
So now who’s getting the brown paper bags from Visy?
Bryce Gibbs plays for you.
And that’s because you were tanking.
That’s even more embarrassing
than Jon Dorotich wanking.
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■■■■ Carlton
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Bombers are red
Carlton are blue
Banners are hard
■■■■ Carlton
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First you were coming
Then you were cooking
Tonight you get a
A right royal fooking
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Your coffers are empty
Your president dead
Your future as ugly
As kruezer’s head
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First you had trouble with the cap
Then an issue with a tank
Now your clubs a giant crap
A dead president you have to thank
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■■■■ Pratt would eat no fat
Elliot eats no lean
But between the both of them
They farked your club
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