From a sinking hovercraft
To ■■■■■■ picks in drafts
Thanks for all the laughs
We’ll win this one by the half
Another year, Carlton still down the bottom.
Memories of 95, totally forgotten.
But there is one skill your club is mastering
The ability to tank, then ■■■■ up the drafting.
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Roses Are Red,
Violets Are Black.
We’ve Got More Talent,
In Our Left Nut Sack!
Knock knock
Who is there
Owen
Owen who?
O and 3
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Your Draftings been ■■■■■
It’s no wonder you’re Blue,
We got Langers, & THEN LAV!.
So we’re rapt & ■■■■ You! 
You have a left AND right ■■■■■■■?
How odd.
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Your club is renowned for its fair weather fans,
You would have just folded had your players got banned,
Just remember, when “druggies” you scream,
Laurence Angwin and Karl Norman played for your team.
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Red and black banners
The air screams, we abandon
All pretence of calm
Thought I’d elevate things with a lazy haiku. And then lower the bar
I like pasta, I like sauce
Canoli in my gob of course
Parking in Lygon is tight
Farking Carlton just feels right
I really hope we win this, sauce all over our face if not.
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Marc Murphy’s your captain
Courageous, he’s not
Whilst the rest of your list
Is just a big pile of snot
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ha. i like this one.
■■■■■■■ on pub windows
Bashing bar staff in Ireland
Drunken shenanigans at the Brownlow
Was the last time Fark Carlton were relevant
And had a functioning forward line
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If we continue on with their Ferris Bueller theme…
Just like Ferris Bueller, Orazio’s a showman.
Your list is full of sausages, just like Abe Froman.
We’ll beat you at the clearances, we’ll beat you at the stoppages.
Because your midfield is worse than Abe Froman’s sausages.
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Your list is farked up
Thanks Son of Serge
Now north and Fark Carlton
Should just ■■■■■■■ merge
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You rub a dub dub dub
With three #1 draft picks in a tub
While we fap fap fap fap
'Cause your club’s farking crap
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Your club is a likable as a rabid rat
And is ten times uglier
Than Janine Pratt
Your captain Marc Murphy
Less footballer, more dancer
We can’t wait till John Elliott
Dies of lung cancer
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Remember when we beat you with our team of kids, pensioners and VFL rejects?
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do we have the technology to put that on a banner yet
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Your supporters are unhappy, we hear their moans and groans.
But what else did you expect when you brought in Liam Jones?
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WE ARE ESSENDON!!!
You are Fark Carlton
We’ll be belting out our chant
At the final siren