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uhh no he didn’t.

Can you rework it so it rhymes?

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Essendon has fanta
West coast used to enjoy coke
Gold Coast hired weapon and dank
The blues are a joke.

Whos jason cripps? Ex saints player?

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Jordan Lewis (now Melbourne) belted him on the weekend and copped 3 weeks.

Patrick?

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Is AOD even legal,
We’re still not really sure,
But until we find out,
We’ll just jab some more.

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“We did a better job of hiding the evidence”

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       Carlton 

Love the restaurants
Hate the team
PERCENTAGE %

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Rock Fan Cult

We are on our way up,
Your heading to the bottom,
The memories of you being decent,
Have long been forgotten.

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I see what you there

Cant Rock Flu

Oh this is going to be fun

Rat Clock Fun

Run flat, ■■■■.

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Flat ■■■■ Urn

Funny thing about these is that if one was used the AFL wouldn’t have a clue what’s going on

Run!, Flat ■■■■!

(Flat ■■■■ = Murphy, … of course… :rolling_eyes: )

Calf Ruck Not

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See… flat ■■■■.

This will be one, for the young & old
Before your turd of club
Packs up next year & folds

I am ■■■■■■
You are stoned,
Yet we still both know,
fark carlton should go the fark home

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