As per the title… What have we got?
I’m sure there are some witty barbs that can be thrown.
Melkman breaking his fist on Mays’ face
Goodwin, Oliver…
TAKE YOUR CHEESEBOARD TO MT BULLER AND ■■■■ OFF
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Classic, I forgot about the cheese board “hero”.
My word good sir, there appears to be discarded chewing gum on your RM Williams boot.
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Rather a pity that number 5 and number 11 aren’t playing, what?
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Melbourne. Not even Hawthorn wanted you, and they were BROKE!
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That actually sounds pretty good to me!
GOOD PLAY NUMBER 6!
Oh.
Are you in trouble number 9?
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“Hey Melbourne, I hear your sister is going out with Squeak.”
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You win.
Pompous wankers
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Inconsequential club, don’t deserve a sledge.
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the most relevant their club has ever been is losing a grand final to us by 10 goals
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Calling themselves The Fuchsias was a pretty good self own back in the day.
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I say old chap, your matriarch clothes oneself in military issue galoshes!
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with tracc and gawn in you’re frank grey smith bar standard, but without them you’re bullring at best
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FRO with your popped collar and take your hyphenated name with you.
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your mum went to genazzano
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Check the back of your blazer…
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strong “2-seat that wishes they were a stroke” energy