your dad spent his summers in blairgowie
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If Melb are getting smashed in clearances:
The zero-ruck experiment is a winner!
Vote yes to the Melbourne Hawks
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your mum is only on the board of two not for profits
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your dad can’t get a tee time at the national
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Absolutely elite!
Your family can only afford one servant
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Jim Stynes is the only heartbeat that club has had and well we all know how that ended.
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Only sing when you’re skiing
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Holy crap… dark
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I hope your share portfolio doesn’t perform as badly as your football club
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I believe my opinion on this is well established:
https://discourse.bomberblitz.com/search?q=Inbred%20Hyphenated%20wankers
@Stallion i draw your attention to the post above
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Satan fondlers
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Good luck boys. Break a leg.
I farking hate these ■■■■■. They are just behind Carlton in my most hated teams. Ending their season would be delicious.
First point, just about every ■■■■■■■ RM Williams wearing, dad’s Range Rover driving, elite private school attending, MCC membering, nepo baby in Melbourne follows the Dees. These ■■■■■ make up about three quarters of corporate Melbourne and they can all go and get farked.
Second point, they have to be the most Teflon ■■■■■ getting around. Their whole football club are (allegedly) connoisseurs of the nosé, they smashed the AOD way before it was cool and apparently didn’t tank when they definitely did. Yet they manage to skate through every scandal like Steven Bradbury in the Olympic finals.
Oh and if Bailey Fritzl and his perfect quiff doesn’t have the most punchable bonce in football then I don’t know how does.
Great thread.
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