Covid flags don’t count, if it wasn’t on the MCG, it never happened.
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Dude. How are they more hated than the Pies and Hawks?
Just behind FC?
What has Melbourne done to you 
Is anybody else still trying to process PP2’s Jim Stynes sledge?
Goddam.
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I think you are just a product of your circumstances. Kind of like how @westozziebomber hates the Eagles more than other teams.
I reckon I would only know a small handful of Collingwood supporters well. I haven’t engaged in footy media (outside blitz) for years. So Collingwood winning has negligible bearing on my life. I don’t like it but I don’t care that much.
On the other hand, Melbourne supporters occupy every single crevice of my life. They are literally everywhere. The Dees being irrelevant for a luxury that I didn’t know I so badly needed until they became contenders.
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This reads like me talking about the WCE
I rate Melbourne about as highly as north, saints and the dogs. Just loser, irrelevant clubs that i dont have any strong feelings for either way. Except the dogs, fark them
Fair enough. I hope we win and you get to gloat.
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Hey Melbourne, remember that time you won a flag for the first time in 57 years and none of your Melbourne fans even got to see it in person and it wasn’t at the MCG so not a real premiership anyway. Then you wasted your talent and went out in straight sets the following two finals series, losing by a kick to Collingwood and Carlton at the MCG and also Sydney and Brisbane at the MCG. You sure love to torture your fans. You snobs! You stupid, stuck up, toffee-nosed, half witted, upper class, piles of…pus!
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Let’s go to Mt Buller
Let’s go to Mt Buller
Na na na hey
Just saw a dees supporter coming out of Woolies loaded up with cheese. Make of this what you will.
What Providore is this ‘Woollies’ that you speak of, old bean?
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You sure it wasn’t Aldi?
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This man gets it.
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They’d vote for Trump if they were allowed to.
key to good trash talk is knowing your audience
You drink sparkling and your hors d’oeuvres lack panache
(Pause after first and second syllables then staccato al fine)**
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“Hey Melbourne, You are better at footy than Essendon, but then again, who isn’t.”
See the sledge makes them feel like they are good, but then I take it away by telling them that they aren’t really. It’s brilliant.
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Your mother is an Essendon supporter
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I heard your cousin hires his polo equipment.
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Considering we’re death riding them, worth a bump … of the thread (no not how Goodie, Smith & Oliver do a “bump”).
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