Sir? Yes! Hello sir!
You look like a man who needs help satisfying his wife!
Is there anything Hams can’t do? A wonderful, magical animal.
* may not be an exact quote
Nobody who speaks German could be a bad man.
Here are some words that rhyme with Cory. Story. Alagory. Montosory.
- megz
The whole reason why we have elected officials is so we don't have to think for ourselves.
I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
great thread!
Marge:work called and said if you aren't in tomorrow, don't bother coming in monday
Homer: WOOHOO 4 day weekend!
It's in Revelations people!
It's a ■■■■■■■■■■■ store. I was buying ■■■■■■■■■■■.
/End thread
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Willie - "Look at me!! Im Milhouse, I've tucked me shirt into me underpants again!! I got no friends so I confide in Willie!!!"
Favourite ep ever.
Bart: I’d give anything to go to that show!
Homer: I’d sell my first-born son!
Bart: Hey!
Homer: You’ll do as you’re told!
Well, animals are not like people, Mrs. Simpson. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life, or have been mistreated. But, like people, some of them are just jerks - Stop that Mr. Simpson.
Best episode: You Only Move Twice.
Best season: Season 4.
Best episode: You Only Move Twice.
Best season: Season 4.
"Ever seen a man say goodbye to his shoes before?
"Yeah, once."
It's not a quote exactly, but that scene where Homer's being interviewed by the tabloid TV show and you see the clocks jumping back and forward as he speaks kills me every time I see it.
The funny thing is you NEVER see clocks when anyone is being interviewed on a current affairs show....probably because it would play out exactly like it did in the Simpsons.
Best episode: Homer Badman
Best season: Season 6
I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there please save me Superman.
Homer the Great
Season Eight
“The politics of failure have failed. We must make them work again.”
Maude Flanders: ‘s-e-x,infront of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n’
Krusty: ‘sex cauldron! I thought they closed that place down?’
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"I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye, and swift hand. Oh..... There's Mother now.... Watching me.... What's that, Mother? Well, they have a right to be here. It's school business. I- Mother, That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!"
