Best Simpsons Quotes

Nothing beats yelling out, WE'LL TAKE THE SPRUCE MOOSE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=067ZRcsrdeM

I think he’s talking to you.

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"Hello Mr. Kerns. I bad want money now. Me sick."

"Ooh, he card reads good!"

"So pick please me, Mr. Burns."

"IT'S KERNS STUPID!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up4LTKxe0PA&feature=player_detailpage

Thanks Mayor Simpson. From now on we'll all be taking golden showers.

Hi Lisa. Hi super nintendo chalmers

Homer: No Beer no TV makes Homer go something something.

 

Marge: Go crazy?

 

Homer: Don't mind if I do.

http://youtu.be/5FEW5mh7iAI

Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange
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I don't know Homer Simpson, I never met Homer Simpson or had any contact with him, but… *cries* I'm sorry, I can't go on.
 
Your tears say more than real evidence ever could.
 
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OH DEAR GOD NO!

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Badger my ■■■, it's probably Milhouse.

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I've heard of a wailing wall, but this is ridiculous. 

 

I'm so sick of that joke. 

Best episode: You Only Move Twice.

Easily.

 

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls
of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some
cream?
Homer: Uh... I... no.

 

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F23.html

 

Best episode: You Only Move Twice.

Easily.

 

Homer: Uh... you have any sugar around here?
Hank: Sugar? Sure. [fumbles in his pockets, takes out a few handfuls
of sugar] There you go. Sorry it's not in packages. Want some
cream?
Homer: Uh... I... no.

 

http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F23.html

 

Damian Penny: One of the more forgettable episodes I've seen; this one just wasn't as well written as I've come to expect. The only big laughs come from Bart's remedial class and a climax that parodies just about every 007 movie ever made. Worst of all was Homer's new boss, who was just plain annoying. (C)

O_o

 

Humour, how does it work?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR7m-4Vc3MU

snpp on Cape Feare:

 

Scott A. Mankey: I also thought the rake sequence went on waaaay too long. I thought this whole episode was a little too cartoonish, and not enough "Simpsonish". Impossible, silly things like all the props for singing HMS Pinafore (including the playbill), driving thru the cactus patch, everybody menacing Bart (e.g., Ned Flanders ala Freddy Krueger), etc., etc. I also thought it was unsubtle cartoon humor when Sideshow Bob was announcing who he wasn't going to kill, and when he got stomped on by the parade. I don't want "Bugs Bunny", I want the Simpsons.