Biscuit Banter

Aldi version of everything tastes like what big brands tasted like 10-15 years ago

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Go on then what did big brand e-bikes taste like 10 years ago?

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Best: Mint Slice
Worst: Ginger Nut
Underrated: Teddy Bears
Overrated: Monte Carlo

Gee, I didnā€™t realise there are so many Australian biscuits:

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Thereā€™s two variants of these though. Thick smooth ones (good), and then their one with stuff embossed on them (bad).

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Thatā€™s actually a really good shout. Never liked those!

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My hazy memory recalls we used to get fig roll biscuits in a similar style. Canā€™t recall brand.

Scotch fingers. Or better, scotch shortbreads in a round tin.
Tim tams are great - I reckon the ā€˜overratedā€™ thing is just because they are so popular.

But if you donā€™t mind whipping stuff up these are pretty good

Are we gunna all go and beat up the skinny nerds in the diet thread?
Need to get good shots in early, theyā€™ll get us if it goes to 3 roundsā€¦

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Thereā€™s a diet thread on Blitz?

What the actual fark :crazy_face:

Not bad dunked in tea (not coffee) but otherwise gtfo.

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fresh tin of slazenger tennis balls

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Thatā€™s not what ā€œeat my balls, mateā€¦ā€ means.

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Iā€™ll dunk my ginger nuts where I please.
* Iā€™m not a ginger, I just want that out there

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thats something a ginger would say

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Ok thereā€™s a tinge in my beard. Iā€™ll cop to that.

Best: Tee Vee snacks
Underrated: Choc teddy bear
Worst: Arnotts scotch finger

Blast from the past: im the ā€˜80sā€™90s there were some bran type biscuit with a really chewy blob of ā€˜jamā€™ (apricot?) embedded in the top. They were kind of European or health food. Does anyone know what they were? Itā€™s up there with Return of the Jedi Icy pole as a memory.

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My Gran would always have two types of biscuits:

Scotch Fingers (Which I despised)
Short Bread Creams (Which I liked)

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Great thread.

Best: Arnottā€™s Premier Chocolate Chip (can only buy them at Safeway) & Cheds (add some cream cheese)
Worst: Orange Slice :face_vomiting:
Underrated: Arnottā€™s Chocolate Scotch Finger
Overrated: Any type of ā€˜Shapesā€™ (except Savory)

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Green Js :sunglasses:

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Best dunking biscuits; Gingernuts, butternut snaps & scotch fingers.

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Yes

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