Fark this club
Fark the coterie groups who influence the club with their political bullshit
Fark the coaching group and their insipid team selection every week
Fark the players who don’t give a rats clacker and are more interested in getting ■■■■■■ on their overseas holiday
Fark this list management team , headed up by that spud dodoro who couldn’t put together a set of Lego and is never accountable for anything
Fark the happy clappers who accept this ■■■■ every year and don’t allow for any criticism of the club
Go and fark yourself Essendon
I expect my apology in the mail.
Don’t worry guys. There’s 50% off handheld massage guns with an Essendon discount code atm.
You were right, you deserve an apology for all the ■■■■ you copped
Worst game I have ever seen us play.
Only Hind and Langford can say they tried.
On the bright side, we can all look forward to 10% off at the bombershop.
I gotta be honest… I’m just about broken.
After all the things that have happened over the last 20+ years, somehow success feels further away than it has ever been.
Genuinely reached my limit.
Ive got nothing left for this club.
Move out of tulla move back to the G
A plastic side from west sydney has more heart
There’s a big big sound of essington