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Ditch the sleeping bag. Unless you are camping in winter, in an alpine area. If you can fit a regular foam mattress in your vehicle, take that too.

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Ditch the sleeping bag. Unless you are camping in winter, in an alpine area. If you can fit a regular foam mattress in your vehicle, take that too.

Risk minimisation - an inflatable can deflate. Not much can go wrong with a roll up foam.

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Camping sucks.

Don’t do it.

All kids hate it and no kids need it.

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There is no dignified way to poo in the bush.

So speaketh a man who’s never had an aquabog.
You’ve never lived.

The best poo a man can have
Unless you’ve got the runs, then possibly not

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Threads taken a turrd for the wurst …

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There is no dignified way to poo in the bush.

So speaketh a man who’s never had an aquabog.
You’ve never lived.


What on earth is an ‘aquabog’?
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Camping sucks.

Don’t do it.

All kids hate it and no kids need it.


See, I thought you’d be right into it.
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There is no dignified way to poo in the bush.

So speaketh a man who’s never had an aquabog.
You’ve never lived.


What on earth is an ‘aquabog’?

Unless me and HAP are confused, you wonder out into the water at least waist high, pull off ya dacks and let rip

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Camping sucks.

Don’t do it.

All kids hate it and no kids need it.

Hipster alert

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There is no dignified way to poo in the bush.

So speaketh a man who’s never had an aquabog.
You’ve never lived.


What on earth is an ‘aquabog’?

Unless me and HAP are confused, you wonder out into the water at least waist high, pull off ya dacks and let rip

Oh, so it’s not in the bath??

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Not unless you're like 5??

Outside of that, it’s frowned upon for some reason.

I crack myself up.

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Not unless you’re like 5??

Outside of that, it’s frowned upon for some reason.

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Lol.

Also known as an ‘aquasnap’.

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Lol.

Also known as an ‘aquasnap’.

I’ve had it happen in a wetsuit.

Always … always, empty out before you surf a reef break …

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I just laughed so hard I nearly did an officebog.

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Is that where people go to bog?

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I just laughed so hard I nearly did an officebog.

Also known as an 'Officesnap"

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Lol.

Also known as an ‘aquasnap’.

I’ve had it happen in a wetsuit.

Always … always, empty out before you surf a reef break …

Lol
My cousins Californian gf does kids summer camps and the like over in the states
She has a horrible story where a bunch of them (her included) got food poisoning and shat themselves whilst kayaking

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Emergency defecation situation.

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Emergency snap situation?