^ how long does it take you to make a bowl of porridge/cereal for breakfast and some sandwiches for lunch lol?
One kid will eat that, everyone else it’s like a different gourmet dish every meal!
^ how long does it take you to make a bowl of porridge/cereal for breakfast and some sandwiches for lunch lol?One kid will eat that, everyone else it’s like a different gourmet dish every meal!
FFS! You are camping not going to a farking restaurant!
fixed^ how long does it take you to make a bowl of porridge/cereal for breakfast and some sandwiches for lunch lol?One kid will eat that, everyone else
it’s like a different gourmet dish every meal!will go hungry
^ how long does it take you to make a bowl of porridge/cereal for breakfast and some sandwiches for lunch lol?One kid will eat that, everyone else it’s like a different gourmet dish every meal!
FFS! You are camping not going to a farking restaurant!
That’s what I’m trying to tell them, but ohhhhh no, they all want different things. To be honest keeps me busy and not ■■■■■■ off will all the other camping issues.
Anyway, I’ll be in this thread all of Easter.
Would be great to get this thread doing live updates with all the camping fun. Just remember to keep the tent flaps closed if there’s any nookie.
I’ll show my camp side cook up treats
Here's how I camp:
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Pretty much the extent of the gear carried by all the European hitch hikers we picked up in NZ lol
Including a bloke in a wheelchair!
Gotta do Damper… un Australian to not go there
I always get a laugh out of this guys take on camping.
Gotta do Damper.. un Australian to not go there
I’d rather go drier … & stay dry meself …
In fact, I’d like to stayDrizabone … & if that’s Un Australian, I’ll go hee for tiggy cobber! 
Lol. Great thread!- very funny and helpful.
Those drop toilets are so disgusting. I would rather take a ■■■■ in the woods then those things.
Those drop toilets are so disgusting. I would rather take a ■■■■ in the woods then those things.
Better than some of the ‘amenities’ at proper campgrounds.
Those drop toilets are so disgusting. I would rather take a ■■■■ in the woods then those things.Better than some of the ‘amenities’ at proper campgrounds.
What I usually do, is cut two hefty stumps into an ‘L’ shape - so ‘U’, cover each with a few garbage bags to prevent splinters, and dig a hole underneath. You move the ‘seat’ a few feet each time.
I fkg love camping, but don’t do it enough unfortunately.
There is no dignified way to poo in the bush.
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Ooooh-errr!
As camp as a row of tents.
There is no dignified way to poo in the bush.
So speaketh a man who’s never had an aquabog.
You’ve never lived.
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You’ve inspired me.
There is no dignified way to poo in the bush.
■■■■■■■■ is not really one of life’s dignified moments.
If you want dignified, put on a tux and go somewhere posh.
If you want a shitt in the bush, dig a hole, whack a log across the top, slide out along the log, and shitt in the hole.
And don’t fall in; can be nasty.
There is no dignified way to poo in the bush.■■■■■■■■ is not really one of life’s dignified moments.
If you want dignified, put on a tux and go somewhere posh.
If you want a shitt in the bush, dig a hole, whack a log across the top, slide out along the log, and shitt in the hole.
And don’t fall in; can be nasty.
but but but…what if i scratch my bottom???