So these are the official club membership slogans that have been released to entice buying of memberships. Have to say, if ever I saw a bunch of ***** rush jobs, this list is it. Half of them have taken lines from their own theme song (lazy) and the others are just wtf moments. Here's the list:
ADELAIDE: We‘re ready to fly…so get on board
CARLTON: We are the Navy Blues
FREMANTLE: Own the moment
GEELONG: #belonggeelong. Be part of the greatest team of all
MELBOURNE: My heart beats true
NORTH MELBOURNE: We will rise together
PORT ADELAIDE: We are Port Adelaide
RICHMOND: Strong & bold – bring the roar home
SYDNEY SWANS: Proudly Sydney
WEST COAST: Our strength is YOU
WESTERN BULLDOGS: Gather the pack
They are the shittest ones. LOL at the ones that just use their theme song? Like Carltons?
W
T
F...
Also Melbourne's is lol. Is that written by their last remaining member?
Huge bonus points to whoever came up the imagery around “Don the Sashâ€: the arms and hand on heart emulating the sash (love to see that adopted en masse at games), players forming the logo shape, and Hird with the premiership cup as the image before you cross to Jobe‘s final words.
"Hi I'm Nick Reiwoldt from the St Kilda more than a football club and I'm here to remind everyone that retro is cool. Remember how cool the 80s were? Digital Watches, mix tapes, Atari, Ghostbusters, Back to the Future, the music.... so many retro cool things in the 80s. So in 2014 when you look at the AFL ladder and see the saints sitting at the bottom, just like they were all through the 80s, remember this: it's retro cool. So become a member of St Kilda today, we're more than a club, we're a retro cool movement"