l went looking for an after shave in the local night market a couple of weeks ago. Mostly because they are quite expensive in China. l found one stall and had a bit of sniff around. In the end l bought something called Burt. It is supposed to be a Brut knock off, and l could understand the bad spelling in many other countries, but not here. It cracked me up so much, l had to try it. A bit too sweet for my usual tastes, but the bottle alone made it worth the $ 3. l will post pix of the bottle later.
Lol.
I love the Chinese marketing geniuses*, when I was there I drank some beer called Reeb. Took me a while til I figured out what the name meant.
*frozen berries shouldn’t contain Hepatitis though, just sayin
Should I divulge my secret?
The one that gives me the Kavorka?
hmmmm...
ok, here we go...
Girls like smelling girly things. Yeah sure, some may also like smelling athletes’ socks, but most like girly smells. Therefore - I use a female deoderant
You all can use your manly snails-n-puppydogtail smells, and attract each other
Should I divulge my secret?
The one that gives me the Kavorka?
hmmmm...
ok, here we go...
Girls like smelling girly things. Yeah sure, some may also like smelling athletes’ socks, but most like girly smells. Therefore - I use a female deoderant
You all can use your manly snails-n-puppydogtail smells, and attract each other
No
No
No
No
Women like men to smell fresh and umm sexy…definitely not girly …that is just wrong on so many levels.
Should I divulge my secret?
The one that gives me the Kavorka?
hmmmm...
ok, here we go...
Girls like smelling girly things. Yeah sure, some may also like smelling athletes’ socks, but most like girly smells. Therefore - I use a female deoderant
You all can use your manly snails-n-puppydogtail smells, and attract each other
Should I divulge my secret?
The one that gives me the Kavorka?
hmmmm...
ok, here we go...
Girls like smelling girly things. Yeah sure, some may also like smelling athletes’ socks, but most like girly smells. Therefore - I use a female deoderant
You all can use your manly snails-n-puppydogtail smells, and attract each other
No
No
No
No
Women like men to smell fresh and umm sexy…definitely not girly …that is just wrong on so many levels.
Dammit - so that’s why I’ve been attracting lesbians?
