Confessions of a Nerd

There are a lot of nerdy references on blitz. Confess your nerdism now and explain how you are a nerd!

I subscribe to the Economist and listen to NPR and the BBC World Service. Not good.

NERD: overly intellectual, obsessive, or lacking social skills (Wiki)

I like science fiction, science articles and I mumble a lot?

I’m anti-social.

Hi.

No Dr Who line? Disappointed.

A nerd has the self awareness to realise he’s a nerd.

That’s why I must be a geek.

I uploaded my photo into that Facebook celebrity look alike thing years ago. You know what came up as my match?
Napolean Dynamite.
I was so farking ■■■■■■ off. Stupid poop

I'm anti-social.

Hi.

you’re an engineer, it’s a given.

I don’t mind nerds,they can do stuff proper human beings can’t.

A nerd has the self awareness to realise he's a nerd.

That’s why I must be a geek.


I thought a ‘geek’ needs to possess some technical expertise.

Maybe you’re a dork?

Many nerds in denial on blitz.

Wait, I’m also a national sporting champion, I must be a jock.

So confused.

I was,until my x-ray vision glasses and bull-worker arrived.

Wait, I’m also a national sporting champion, I must be a jock.

So confused.

Yeah but chess doesn’t count.

Many nerds in denial on blitz.
43.5831% of all Blitzers in fact.
Wait, I’m also a national sporting champion, I must be a jock.

So confused.

Yeah but chess doesn’t count.


Nah, my sport is played, like, outdoors.

I am a bit of a meteorological nerd but only because I’m such a jock. “Patchy fog” predicted for tomorrow morning, awesome! Wind roses also excite me.

I’m just basic.

Boomerang throwing makes you a nerd Dave,just like it made Dennis maxwell a nerd.i still like you though.

Sadly I lost my status as Victorian Nerd King last weekend. I’ve got a way to catch up with the replacement Victorian Nerd King; he’s been Nerd King of Australia ten times and Nerd King of the world twice!

I used to be a nerd. Liked computer games, was fascinated with stats and lists. I cared about who would win a fight between The Hulk and The Thing. Interwebbed with a scalpel rather than a sledgehammer.
Racism, sexism, religion threads…first in line.
Now, not so much.