COVID-19 - Round 4 - diseaseologists welcomed

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Plus an added attraction today via DHHS

LGA Confirmed cases (ever) Active cases (current)
STONNINGTON 90 3
BANYULE 86 4
MELBOURNE 77 9
BOROONDARA 65 4
GREATER GEELONG 63 0
MORNINGTON PENINSULA 60 1
CASEY 56 4
BRIMBANK 53 15
MORELAND 52 2
GLEN EIRA 48 5
PORT PHILLIP 47 1
MONASH 45 0
WYNDHAM 41 11
HUME 40 3
DAREBIN 38 3
FRANKSTON 38 2
MOONEE VALLEY 36 0
BAYSIDE 31 0
INTERSTATE 31 2
MANNINGHAM 29 0
YARRA 28 3
KINGSTON 26 1
WHITTLESEA 26 4
NILLUMBIK 25 3
MELTON 24 4
WHITEHORSE 23 1
YARRA RANGES 22 1
HOBSONS BAY 19 4
CARDINIA 16 3
GREATER DANDENONG 15 1
MARIBYRNONG 15 4
KNOX 13 1
MAROONDAH 12 1
MOIRA 11 0
WELLINGTON 11 1
GREATER SHEPPARTON 10 0
SURF COAST 10 0
BALLARAT 9 1
GREATER BENDIGO 9 0
MITCHELL 9 0
MACEDON RANGES 8 1
LATROBE 7 0
OVERSEAS 7 0
MOUNT ALEXANDER 6 0
BAW BAW 5 0
MILDURA 5 0
SOUTH GIPPSLAND 5 0
WARRNAMBOOL 5 0
BASS COAST 4 0
BENALLA 3 0
HORSHAM 3 0
LODDON 3 0
MANSFIELD 3 0
NORTHERN GRAMPIANS 3 0
SWAN HILL 3 0
CAMPASPE 2 0
HEPBURN 2 0
MOORABOOL 2 1
SOUTHERN GRAMPIANS 2 0
STRATHBOGIE 2 0
WANGARATTA 2 0
ARARAT 1 0
CENTRAL GOLDFIELDS 1 0
CORANGAMITE 1 0
EAST GIPPSLAND 1 0
GANNAWARRA 1 0
GLENELG 1 0
GOLDEN PLAINS 1 0
MOYNE 1 0
MURRINDINDI 1 0
WEST WIMMERA 1 0
WODONGA 1 0
YARRIAMBIACK 1 0
UNKNOWN 1 1
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Shouldnā€™t this be called the No chrysanthemums for mum on Motherā€™s Day threadā€¦ or some such.

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According to those stats, I should be in the office rather than working from home.

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And I should be getting on the beers. No active cases where I live

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Needs to be put on a map of VIC

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Tell him to make sure they suppress it like they did free energy.
Thereā€™s no footy, if they freakin cure covid now, weā€™ll have nothing to argue about.

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Is Brimbank the cluster??? If so they have had a lot of recoveries already.

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Happy to go back to arguing about Hooker forward or back.

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Looks like weā€™re already flattening our second curve!

Open the ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– ā–  pub.

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The Age has a map with the active cases

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People catching it from such parties should be denied treatment.

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People catching it from such parties should be denied their freedom.

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Sadly those people probably wonā€™t need treatment.

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People catching it from parties shouldnā€™t be able to purchase guns.

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Man, a few years ago a story like this would have made me go ā€œWHAT THE FKā€

Nowadays, itā€™s just like ā€œā€¦of course it didā€

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Brimbank/Wyndham

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Same here.
Except I donā€™t drink beer.

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Looks like the second wave is approaching.
Time to panic buy again and hoard tons more stuff.

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Americovid.

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