COVID-19 - Round 4 - diseaseologists welcomed

[Alan_Garner]

anyone know how old the student from Marcellin who tested positive is?

[wimmera1]

I will henceforth refer to the Pav as a New Zealand dish if Queen of Woke allows me to holiday there.

[Albert_Thurgood]

@chris_64

@samwoods

We’ve seen a lot of modelling over the past 4 months. Not much of it has ended up correct in hindsight.

First they put up the apocalypse model that scares the ■■■■ out of anyone who reads it.

Then they show the pollies a range of models with various levels and types of mitigations.
The pollies select the mitigations and announce them.

But of course the only model we ever see, is the sensational one.
That softens us up to accept level 3 mitigations and gives us something else to whinge about.

No one has gone with the apocalypse model, so how do you know if it ended up correct?

Lying Donald is trying to give it a go. Even with added bleach.

[Truck]

In: Privacy
Out: People

[Chris_1993]

I was once on a train where some woman stood up on her seat, asked for everyone’s attention, and proceeded to yell nonsensical garbage about Penny Wong and how we should vote her out.

This was on a train at Epping station, and I didn’t have the guts to approach her and let her know that to vote Penny Wong out you’d actually have to live in South Australia.

Don’t know why, but what you have described reminds me of that memory.

[Truck]

You monster. We wont be letting you come back if you do that. The accent will eventually drive you mad.

[Aceman]

Yep, went there for tea after we played the Suns a few years ago

[Reboot]

So Woke is in New Zealand then?

[Kay_Eff_See]

Plus there are about 7 Vic shires who have never had a case, and so nil active who are not on Bullwinkle’s list.

[barnz]

shires don’t count.

thats where hobbits live.

[wimmera1]

Empires aren’t really restricted by borders, so I think she’s the Prime Minister of New Zealand, but also Queen of Woke whose territories span around the globe in a sort of unofficial way.

[The_Ant]

I lived in Darwin for 2 years an loved it but I moved back to Melbourne for the arts, culture and the footy. With none of those things happening in Melbourne for the foreseeable there has been serious discussion around moving back there. It’s just the kids in school thing.

And Sictoria is the new NSWuhan.

[bboy10]

Looking forward to match day on the 11th May.
So far everything looks so promising, with everything going right for us.
Our forward line looks like kicking a lot of goals.
The back line has stopped everything so far.
& the centreline just keeps getting the ball.
But I know after the match I will be so disappointed with the result.

[Truck]

@The_Ant

Sictoria

I’m using this as a positive name once the whole pandemic thing is over.

[wimmera1]

@Truck

You monster. We wont be letting you come back if you do that. The accent will eventually drive you mad.

[Bomb_Doe]

@The_Ant

Sictoria

very good

[beefa]

To escape to the NT from Sictoria would cost $2,500 pp or $5,000 per family for your compulsory quarantine. A lot of cash to take a holiday from COVID-19

[The_Ant]

It’s an unhealthy obsession you have with me.

[Bomb_Doe]

SA is back in the news.

The covid19 case, and an intriguing case of the Vice Chancellor of Uni Adelaide going on indefinite special leave with South Australia’s Independent Commissioner Against Corruption investigating.

[em2009]

How dodgy does that story sound!!!