Cricket Part III

Looks like the so called best team in test cricket is hitting the panic button!

I’m not saying it’s the correct call, but I reckon that is there thinking

Sorry Rosso, but NLM is a better ruckman than Narrowguts Marsh is a batsman.

Blind Freddy could have seen this change coming.

We know that Swampy and the Langer are bum chums, but someone on the selection panel doesn’t like Mitch Marsh, otherwise he wouldn’t have been dropped for the two tests so far. Reading between the lines I’d say the Langer threw his toys out of the pram, demanding MM’s inclusion this time and whoever the selector is who doesn’t like MM relented for this time only: I’d say, Langer or no Langer, Narrowguts is on his last chance…

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Never heard the nickname narrowguts before…I like it

Vihari and the new guy to open? Or will they shunt another batsman like sharma to the top?

India batting

Booooooo!
There’s probably going to be a declaration in this Test.
We’re going to have to bowl really well early.

Ignoring the batting, I’d have preferred Maxwell over Marsh.

sigh
I just hope he’s not a waste of friggin’ space in this match.

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Needs to bowl 20 overs minimum. And bat at 10, because most of our tail are more reliable.

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India won the toss? So I guess they’re 2-1 then…

Lol.
It begins…

Oooooooh…

Jesus, this pitch looks like sh*t.

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Not seeing a lot in the pitch so far.
Or anything, really.

Slow, low bounce and barely moving. Awesome.

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So assuming Mitch bats at six, our test batting averages in order:

33.37
35.50
42.80
34.82
35.62
26.08

There’s a few in there barely into their Test careers, but you look at that and wonder on what planet is the solution to select a Number 6 averaging mid 20’s!? FFS.

Goat will be bowling in the first 90 minutes and probably our most dangerous already. Very bland pitch.

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A little movement off the seam now.

Gun barrel straight and nothing off the seam really.

Preaching to the converted here.
And his 26 ave has been built over a loooot of innings.

There’s the odd ball that does something, but gosh it’s disheartening to see them dig it in to the bowlers half of the pitch and see the batsman play it under his hip.

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