LEAVE ARMS GIRL ALONE.
I think if you look inside that re-used KFC box youāll find a garden salad and steamed tofu.
I mean, it could be because heās a dirty, sniping little pissant ā ā ā ā with a head so punchable he makes Scomoās smirk look like a benevolent face of jesus oil painting. Maybe.
Or that heās complete ā ā ā ā at football.
No⦠Itās the first one.
Come now, Morrisonās smirk is unrivalled.
The rest is fine.
Itās a close run thing, I reckon.
Its funny, I came in here because I had remembered exactly how much I detest Maynard and so I wanted to post that. Imagine my surprise and disappointment at seeing praise for himā¦
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Coachesā Votes:
Collingwood v Essendon
10 Darcy Parish (ESS)
8 Anthony McDonald-Tipungwuti (ESS)
4 Peter Wright (ESS)
3 Jayden Laverde (ESS)
3 Zach Merrett (ESS)
1 Jack Crisp (COLL)
1 Darcy Cameron (COLL)
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So one coach gave either crisp or Cameron a vote before Merrett?
One coach gave merrett 3, the other none.
LAV LAV LAV (Apologies to The Beatles)
Lav, lav, lav
Love. Love, love
Lav, lav, lav
Thereās nothing you can do that canāt be done
No forward you can lose that canāt be won
Nothing you can say, but you can learn how to play the game
Itās easy
No contest you can make that canāt be made
No goal you can save that canāt be saved
Nothing you can do, but learn how to be AA in time
Itās easy
All you need is Lav
All you need is Lav
All you need is Lav, love
Lav is all you need
Not exactly Arms Girl or Lumberjack Guy quality, but⦠what are we calling this guy?
Anyone wearing that deserves a name.
Beavis and butthead
I loved that part. And the Pies supporters in the background
Mullet men
Finally someone who can write lyrics with correct rhythm and pulse.
I believe that was after 2MPās goal I nearly lept off level 4 to go crowd surfing.
Why are we picking on our own?. Theyāre probably two nice country kids having a great day out at the footy.
Plenty of filth supporters to pick on.
I was watching the game with my 16 year old son and his words were
āThose are some dirty boysā
But said with the utmost admiration, like a Boomer speaking of Menzies.