Dustin Martin is Chopsticking with Richmond

Grub

We ain’t getting him. Move on

Not gonna happen.

He would come in and be in the top 3 mids at the club. Don't know why he's being called a flog.

Let’s just sign up mummy’s boys and see how we go. You need some attitude in the list

Has had three club suspensions for discipline issues including one for abusing sleeping pills which got a mate sacked, got his licence suspended and then later got it suspended again for driving while suspended, got wasted and threatened to stab a woman with a chopstick, voluntarily socialised with Ben Cousins.


also you forget voluntarily socialises with dane swan.
You just know he’s a cooked ■■■■ off the field, why even bother taking the risk ?

Also from memory he needed pretty much awhole lot of help to even just tie his shoe laces in the morning, he got better the last 2 odd seasons, but he still isn’t worth all the trouble outside of the 2 hours on a saturday that’d he be valuable.

Over-hyped because he looks flashy with absolutely nothing else around him. I would put Heppell, Zerrett, Watson, Parish, Myers, Laverde, Langford, Colyer, Hocking, Stanton ahead of him easily in our midfield.. easily. Probably missed a few names too.

He would come in and be in the top 3 mids at the club. Don't know why he's being called a flog.

Let’s just sign up mummy’s boys and see how we go. You need some attitude in the list

Has had three club suspensions for discipline issues including one for abusing sleeping pills which got a mate sacked, got his licence suspended and then later got it suspended again for driving while suspended, got wasted and threatened to stab a woman with a chopstick, voluntarily socialised with Ben Cousins.


also you forget voluntarily socialises with dane swan.
You just know he’s a cooked ■■■■ off the field, why even bother taking the risk ?

Also from memory he needed pretty much awhole lot of help to even just tie his shoe laces in the morning, he got better the last 2 odd seasons, but he still isn’t worth all the trouble outside of the 2 hours on a saturday that’d he be valuable.

And how many strikes is he on?

Do not want. Yes he is a flog.. maybe that is enough to say no.. but surely the fact that he grubbers every third kick** or gives away at least 2-3 stupid frees every game is what should be the final nail.

Over-hyped because he looks flashy with absolutely nothing else around him. I would put Heppell, Zerrett, Watson, Parish, Myers, Laverde, Langford, Colyer, Hocking, Stanton ahead of him easily in our midfield… easily. Probably missed a few names too.

I remember when he went fishing last time and the media was convinced there would be a bevy of suitors… only for him to crawl back to tigers with cap in hand. Reckon the same thing would happen again this time. Would be absolutely against everything we are trying to do in rebuilding the culture of our club.

** Committed the MOST clangers in the league this season by 10… that is a lot.


With all due respect, and I generally don’t mind your input, and I’m sure you’re a good bloke, and I know you’re good to your mother but that is dead set one of the daftest comments I have ever not been associated with on blitz.
You sir, are a gem.

Yeah that’s right up there that one

I guess we do lack an over-inked midfielder. Everyone has one these days. And he has better knees that O’Meara.

If he wasn’t such a ■■■■ wit he would be an awesome pick up

All Australian who will go top 5 - maybe higher - in the brownlow.

There may be a million reasons not to get this guy, but ability isn’t one of them.

He’s an elite talent.

Exactly. Last time he was shopped around no-one looked twice at him which you’d have to imagine is for good reason seeing as he’s a very talented player.

Ive had lunch at Cocoon every day over here and havnt seen him yet. A few of the locals reckon him and a few mates have been hanging out there

You’re life intrigues me. Don’t know why.

Im a vanilla plodder so not too exciting.
Just enjoying my time in Bali, we try to get over here for a few weeks each year.
BTW had brekky at Cocoon today and didnt see Dusty or Swanny

He would come in and be in the top 3 mids at the club. Don't know why he's being called a flog.

Let’s just sign up mummy’s boys and see how we go. You need some attitude in the list

Has had three club suspensions for discipline issues including one for abusing sleeping pills which got a mate sacked, got his licence suspended and then later got it suspended again for driving while suspended, got wasted and threatened to stab a woman with a chopstick, voluntarily socialised with Ben Cousins.


But other than that…
I had a bad patch in my early 20's, where girls would go on a date with me to make the guy they really wanted jealous.

Our football club is currently in the friend-zone.

We need to become the club who gets the revenge on the ex, sex dates. That’s currently Hawthorn…

This is the new Breust thread. Who is next?

If he wasn't such a ■■■■ wit he would be an awesome pick up

He’d already be at Hawthorn if he wasn’t a great honking flog.

If he wasn't such a ■■■■ wit he would be an awesome pick up

He’d already be at Hawthorn if he wasn’t a great honking flog.


Wouldn’t he fit right in?

Get him. And get the good looking one, too.

Imagine how good he’d be at a club where the gameplan isn’t to just kick sideways to pad out your stats.

Would give pick 1 for Dustin the guy is an absolute gun.