Dustin Martin is Chopsticking with Richmond

Oh come on, as if you would turn down Dusty being a Bomber.

If it was up to me I would.

Dusty: Dave can I join the Bombers?

Me: No you may not. Go away.

I’d probably get stabbed with chopsticks or find a horses head in my bed or something but I don’t care.

Yeah, but only because he didn’t say please.

It’s not even gonna happen. I’m not sure why it’s even being discussed.

i wish earth was here for this debate.

Skipworth > Dustin Martin

I had a bad patch in my early 20's, where girls would go on a date with me to make the guy they really wanted jealous.

Our football club is currently in the friend-zone.

Would you get laid though? Just trying to get all the facts to understand whether this was good or bad.

I had a bad patch in my early 20's, where girls would go on a date with me to make the guy they really wanted jealous.

Our football club is currently in the friend-zone.

Would you get laid though? Just trying to get all the facts to understand whether this was good or bad.

If I did, it wouldn’t have been a bad patch :slight_smile:

I got to buy a few dinners though…

I had a bad patch in my early 20's, where girls would go on a date with me to make the guy they really wanted jealous.

Our football club is currently in the friend-zone.

Would you get laid though? Just trying to get all the facts to understand whether this was good or bad.

If I did, it wouldn’t have been a bad patch :slight_smile:

I got to buy a few dinners though…

I feel for ya bro

I had a bad patch in my early 20's, where girls would go on a date with me to make the guy they really wanted jealous.

Our football club is currently in the friend-zone.

Would you get laid though? Just trying to get all the facts to understand whether this was good or bad.

If I did, it wouldn’t have been a bad patch :slight_smile:

I got to buy a few dinners though…

I feel for ya bro

Meh, I eventually went through a rebuild and won a few flags.

Tip rat of the higest order. Dad is a in the Rebels, deported to NZ.

Sorry, last thing you want is a player bringing bikie links into a club. Look at the NRL…Now that the Saga is dead the media will be sniffing around looking for a new story, and ‘links to criminal groups’ was something that was identified in the ‘blackest day in sporting history’.

I’m surprised no one has linked Tippa’s tackle…

Or Conor McKenna ignoring the “don’t argue” and taking him down anyway.

i wish earth was here for this debate.

Skipworth > Dustin Martin


team of altar boys.

Do not want. Yes he is a flog… maybe that is enough to say no… but surely the fact that he grubbers every third kick** or gives away at least 2-3 stupid frees every game is what should be the final nail.

Over-hyped because he looks flashy with absolutely nothing else around him. I would put Heppell, Zerrett, Watson, Parish, Myers, Laverde, Langford, Colyer, Hocking, Stanton ahead of him easily in our midfield… easily. Probably missed a few names too.

I remember when he went fishing last time and the media was convinced there would be a bevy of suitors… only for him to crawl back to tigers with cap in hand. Reckon the same thing would happen again this time. Would be absolutely against everything we are trying to do in rebuilding the culture of our club.

** Committed the MOST clangers in the league this season by 10… that is a lot.

Do not want. Yes he is a flog.. maybe that is enough to say no.. but surely the fact that he grubbers every third kick** or gives away at least 2-3 stupid frees every game is what should be the final nail.

Over-hyped because he looks flashy with absolutely nothing else around him. I would put Heppell, Zerrett, Watson, Parish, Myers, Laverde, Langford, Colyer, Hocking, Stanton ahead of him easily in our midfield… easily. Probably missed a few names too.

I remember when he went fishing last time and the media was convinced there would be a bevy of suitors… only for him to crawl back to tigers with cap in hand. Reckon the same thing would happen again this time. Would be absolutely against everything we are trying to do in rebuilding the culture of our club.

** Committed the MOST clangers in the league this season by 10… that is a lot.

Putting 2nd year players ahead of him? Stanton and Hocking too?

He’s better than pretty much our whole list.

overrated because he looks good in a team with nothing around him?

now i’ve heard everything.

He would come in and be in the top 3 mids at the club. Don’t know why he’s being called a flog.

Let’s just sign up mummy’s boys and see how we go. You need some attitude in the list

overrated because he looks good in a team with nothing around him?

now i’ve heard everything.

No, overrated because the commentators go nuts every time he does a big ‘fend off’… failing to ignore that nearly 50% of the time he turns the ball over either through poor disposal (av. 67% disposal eff) or clanger (almost 6 per game, a league high).

Instead of ‘good’, I should have used… he looks flashy because there is not a lot around him. Also he seems to be allowed to try and break at least 3 tackles every time he gets the ball… most players are told to dispose of the ball or seek a better option.

But as always Barnz, I’m sure my view is the minority. Doesn’t change my right to express it.

All Australian who will go top 5 - maybe higher - in the brownlow.

There may be a million reasons not to get this guy, but ability isn’t one of them.

He’s an elite talent.

Do not want. Yes he is a flog.. maybe that is enough to say no.. but surely the fact that he grubbers every third kick** or gives away at least 2-3 stupid frees every game is what should be the final nail.

Over-hyped because he looks flashy with absolutely nothing else around him. I would put Heppell, Zerrett, Watson, Parish, Myers, Laverde, Langford, Colyer, Hocking, Stanton ahead of him easily in our midfield… easily. Probably missed a few names too.

I remember when he went fishing last time and the media was convinced there would be a bevy of suitors… only for him to crawl back to tigers with cap in hand. Reckon the same thing would happen again this time. Would be absolutely against everything we are trying to do in rebuilding the culture of our club.

** Committed the MOST clangers in the league this season by 10… that is a lot.

Putting 2nd year players ahead of him? Stanton and Hocking too?

He’s better than pretty much our whole list.

I really don’t have any time for players like Martin. Both on or off the field. One trick pony… and will fall off the cliff sooner rather than later.

Do not want. Yes he is a flog.. maybe that is enough to say no.. but surely the fact that he grubbers every third kick** or gives away at least 2-3 stupid frees every game is what should be the final nail.

Over-hyped because he looks flashy with absolutely nothing else around him. I would put Heppell, Zerrett, Watson, Parish, Myers, Laverde, Langford, Colyer, Hocking, Stanton ahead of him easily in our midfield… easily. Probably missed a few names too.

I remember when he went fishing last time and the media was convinced there would be a bevy of suitors… only for him to crawl back to tigers with cap in hand. Reckon the same thing would happen again this time. Would be absolutely against everything we are trying to do in rebuilding the culture of our club.

** Committed the MOST clangers in the league this season by 10… that is a lot.

Wow… you forgotten your meds? The bolded makes you sound like the definition of a one eyed nut-job. It’s one thing not to think he is the right fit due to doubts on his character but when talking about him purely on-field, that is just plain ridiculous.

Do not want. Yes he is a flog.. maybe that is enough to say no.. but surely the fact that he grubbers every third kick** or gives away at least 2-3 stupid frees every game is what should be the final nail.

Over-hyped because he looks flashy with absolutely nothing else around him. I would put Heppell, Zerrett, Watson, Parish, Myers, Laverde, Langford, Colyer, Hocking, Stanton ahead of him easily in our midfield… easily. Probably missed a few names too.

I remember when he went fishing last time and the media was convinced there would be a bevy of suitors… only for him to crawl back to tigers with cap in hand. Reckon the same thing would happen again this time. Would be absolutely against everything we are trying to do in rebuilding the culture of our club.

** Committed the MOST clangers in the league this season by 10… that is a lot.

Putting 2nd year players ahead of him? Stanton and Hocking too?

He’s better than pretty much our whole list.

I really don’t have any time for players like Martin. Both on or off the field. One trick pony… and will fall off the cliff sooner rather than later.


Yeah, but his one trick is being a really good player.

Would get pinged for holding the ball for every don’t argue he did as soon as he walked through the doors at the TVSC. Then get suspended for high contact at the MRP.

Don’t want him, reckon he is a overrated just like all the other Richmond hacks who the common potatoes talk up something chronic. He can butcher the ball a bit in play and goes missing late in games (anyone who plays SC/DT would be familiar with this pattern of his).

■■■■ tatts, ■■■■ bloke. Not required.

He would come in and be in the top 3 mids at the club. Don't know why he's being called a flog.

Let’s just sign up mummy’s boys and see how we go. You need some attitude in the list

Has had three club suspensions for discipline issues including one for abusing sleeping pills which got a mate sacked, got his licence suspended and then later got it suspended again for driving while suspended, got wasted and threatened to stab a woman with a chopstick, voluntarily socialised with Ben Cousins.