A mate of mine and I didn’t attend because of the disruption. The crowd for this game last year would have been even larger if not for the transport issues.
FC supporters were absolutely feral that night. Was enjoyable but god they’re an awful bunch. Whinging, moaning, god it shat me.
They will play on each other, swap jumpers with each other at half time in the sheds just for the lols.
So incorporating linuses theorem of dynamic deviation of negative porridgeum to a custard barnacle scratcher, this ultimately proves that Adam Saad farked Carlton.
Happy with that answer.
Breaking news.
Today, in what police described as Fark Carlton. The cafe strip of Lyon Street has been reported to have numerous persons wearing tattered navy blue attire, curled up in the foetal position, banging their heads against the pavement while whimpering “this was our bloody year.”
Police believe mass hysteria and foul play to be the cause… Extremely foul play.
Motorists are advised to avoid the area.
Scoop Sine
BS News
Weather forecast maps pointing to a good night weather wise for KB Eve. GFS and other models look reasonably consistent at this point that a cold front is not likely to arrive in Melbourne until Monday afternoon ish.
Two households, both alike in premierships
In fair East Melbourne, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new battle here,
Where finals hopes makes final kicks unclean.
From forth the top 4 hopes of these two foes
A pair of high-skilled brothers take their fight,
One fortress like defence one Coleman goals
Who miss each other like ships in the night.
The fearful passage from one’s patchy form at North
And the continuance of their clubs’ great rage—
Which in their civil war, more war brings forth
Near Punt Road two-hours’ traffic is our stage;
The which if mids with lowered eyes attend,
You should not miss, should you love Essenden.
Great post