Explain your job badly

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I spend my day overseeing my erections, and trying to get my customers to let me perform more erections for them

Are you the guy that gets jiggy wit farm animals?

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I barely give two ■■■■■ anymore.

Speaking of that…are you still looking for a gig @BLOODSTAINED DEVILS ?

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I go with the flow

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Prostate issues?

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I give people answers to questions that they never asked.

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I barely give two ■■■■■ anymore.

Speaking of that…are you still looking for a gig @BLOODSTAINED DEVILS ?

In the process of organising stuff & getting free to get down there now mate.

I’ll text you today to arrange a time for a chat.

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I make darkness disappear.

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I make darkness disappear.

You’re washing powder

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I efficiently convert large swathes of ground from prospective for metal mining, to environmental sanctuaries.

Too vague

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I make darkness disappear.

So you’re not Simon and Garfunkle then?

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You mess with me, you're likely to get shot.
licenced to kill, eh..........
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I make darkness disappear.

Is your real name Dawn?

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I make darkness disappear.

You’re a proctologist

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I tell people all about earth, wind and fire.

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I thought Rocky IV was a toilet

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In my last job, l didn’t have a title for about the first 15 months. Then l got a new dept. head who told me to make up my own. then when l went back to her, she said no, and l became the senior curriculum consultant, for an online English school in Hangzhou. To this day, l don’t know if the senior part referred to my position or my age. Then l left China, got married and am in the process of retiring. Still interested in doing some freelance work from time to time.

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I pick on people in order to make myself feel like a big man.

It usually works…

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I tell people all about earth, wind and fire.

Are you Casey Kasem…

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I do my job badly. Does that count

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I do my job badly. Does that count

It more than counts.
It’s the Australian way.