Fark carlton continues

Number two will shock you.*

*mnbt

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Lewis Young, Cottrell and Jordan Boyd are all on the sidelines for a significant amount of time. I don’t profess to have any idea who those players are, but Carlton fans are quite perturbed by the news, so that’s good.

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FARK CARLTON

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I’m pretty sure that only Essendon players get injured.

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I repeat, ANY club that fark Carlton

That list is heresy because it’s missing 1993.
With the bonus that we really farked carlton that year.

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The relevant part from the article:

BLUES DUO INJURED

Tarquin Oakley

Carlton have been dealt a double injury blow with Jordan Boyd and Matthew Cottrell to spend time on the sidelines.

Boyd has re-injured an acute fracture in his foot and is expected to have surgery on Wednesday, while Cottrell is recovering from a navicular stress fracture.

In a club statement, Carlton Head of Football Brad Lloyd was still positive both players can play a role in 2023.

“It’s disappointing news for Matthew and Jordan, who have shown an appetite to compete since day one of pre-season,” Lloyd said.

“We know both players will leave no stone unturned in their recovery: Matthew has already been very diligent in his rehab, and we know Jordan will do the exact same post-surgery.

“We will give both players the required time to recover to ensure they’re in the best possible position to positively impact the team in season 2023.”

Unknown players injured at a club nobody cares about.

Fark Carlton

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Tarquin Oakley gets the scoop again, why Tarq’s the keenest newshound since Quintillian Demetriou nibbed a quill

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Literally the work experience kid

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I don’t wish injuries on any player as it’s their livelihood, even if they are Fark Carlton players.

I do however hope that all Fark Carlton players are simply crap at football.

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Would love nothing more than this club to crash and burn

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Fixed.

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Doesn’t even know what year it is.

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How many times is that for him now?

For anyone whingeing about rubbish trades that we’ve done over the years (and that inludes me…), think about Zac Williams for a minute…

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I think Achilles/calf and hamstrings have been his previous significant issues.

Carlton’s pace stocks taking a bit of a hit at the moment through injury, with Walsh and Philp too.

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Williams is a dud anyway

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Wasn’t he a free agent?

But yes he’s on massive coin considering his output

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