Fark carlton continues

You know you’re travelling ■■■■ when your teammates mob you to celebrate you kicking a drop punt straight from inside 50. You’d think McKay kicked the gf winner after the siren. Pity this nonsense was 4 min to go in the second.

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Blues odds trending closer to their real chance of winning a flag this year.

Needs to descend into four digit odds to be a true reflection IMO.

“Carlton’s Back!*”

*Back to the bottom of the ladder where they belong.

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Saw it from level 4. Looked like it was on for young and old down near the Carlton cheer squad in the early part of the last qtr

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Finally on fan cams.

Terry, has been driven to drink.

Pommy - complaining that last year he felt sorry for Essendon and let his Essendon supporting friends know. And now those same friends are pitying him and he’s horrified.

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What ever breakfest they had was poisonous

Group breaksfeat to air grievances farking lol

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Who wants that first thing in the morning. Weird.

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Carlton time on SEN with Kane Cornes

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Taking calls shortly

This is going to be delicious.

Hardly talking about us at all. It’s all doom and gloom towards Carltank and Voss.

Sounds like they will have to get rid of Cook to get rid of Voss.
I hope they keep him.

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Especially before an important game. Keep doing you FC - we’re loving it.

Fark carlton. And they fark themselves. They’re terrible.

Yeah imagine having a coach from that team.
Just imagine.

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Good morning all, what a great day to be alive!

Just had a coffee and watched the 3rd qtr highlights. Magnificent start to the day. Will consider messaging some Farkcarlton mates soon.

Ps Farkcarlton

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Woewodin could run.

Cripps has always been about the worst runner in any starting midfield. Albeit a tremendous ball winner. He can be exposed.

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You’d be a certainty to be on the list for Kings Birthday honours today surely for your service to reporting Fark Carlton matters on Blitz.

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Voss isn’t the problem, that backline is horrendous.

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Voss is a problem, but so is Cripps, McKay, Saad, Curnow etc etc.

These blokes chew coaches up and spit them out. You can see some of them care, and they are almost trying to do too much. But some of them completely drop their bundle as soon as the heat comes on the playing group.

They Blues tied themselves to some of these guys with long contracts, but in some cases they are a big part of the problem.

They need to make Cerra captain and start building the club around him, anyone that wants to sook about it can leave. And they need to get more pace around the ball, ditch the idea of tagging (Ed Curnow around the ball in any capacity, seriously).

Hopefully none of this happens and they continue to be ■■■■.

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Been too long.
Fark Carlton!

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