News: IKEA to buy back old furniture.
My mate Allan Keys has been trying to get through to them to arrange collection, but they never take him seriously.
Well, now you’ve put a hex on him.
That’s what passes for blue?
Gee wiz, I’ve got some killer material about Asian hookers.
Comedy is subjective. Do we have to pretend we’re telling these jokes in front of a group of kids or can we really let fly?
I don’t doubt that.
I’ve been single for a while and a mate at work decided to set me up on a blind date. What could go wrong, so I said what’s her name? Franny? What kind of name is that and how’d I remember it? Easy, he says; ■■■■■ with an r. Setup the date and practiced all day, ■■■■■ with an r, Franny. ■■■■■ with an R, Franny. Walked up to her front door, knocked and said, hello crunt.
I worked with an asian guy called Tim who did standup. He would rip into asians particularly Chinese, he hates them. He’d be like “Whatta you gonna do? Call me racist?”