I get my chest and back waxed before summer, to show off at the beach.
If people ever comment, I tell them “I just don’t seem to grow body hair.”
While my gf looks at me with disgust. She knows. She knows the truth.
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Are you my twin 
I avoid flying Economy at all costs even on a 1 hour flight
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Lol, I’m the exact same.
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When I’m on Italy, when a local tries to push in at a busy airport line or doesn’t have the courtesy to go around me with their suitcase and instead roll it over my foot, I either push them back out of the line or kick their suitcase away.
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My sister in law is a school teacher so whenever she spells something incorrectly I pull her up on it. Or when she types something stupid like “His an idiot!”
Oh no Garry.
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Lol, and I even went back to fix the spelling mistake earlier too.
FLOG
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I’m made the choice to marry an American!!
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If I feel your getting too close to me I like to pump my brakes and let you know that you are too farking close.
FLOG.
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I’m an absolute booze snob, yet I’m always the first ■■■■■■.
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I self-flagellate
Good move and congrats, but it must make choosing the ideal red that much harder
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I make jokes about dyslexia.
GOLF
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Boom boom!
I will argue points I don’t believe in purely for the fact that I sometimes feel like arguing.
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You and HAP must be best buds.
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I’m 50 years old, tubby & wear a footy jumper to games
That’s Flogometer red zone level
( Look for me Saturday, Essendon jumper # 26 )
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I verbally decry the standard of music the youth is in to these days, despite being right into the likes of Limp Bizkit when I was teen aged.
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Make jokes about melbourne fans going up to buller.
actually go skiing.
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