Former #21 Dyson Turner-Heppell

People bag the ‘I’m A Celeb’ concept, and it definitely makes for some tacky TV at times, but it’s probably the only opportunity you’d ever see an ex-Essendon captain getting asked questions and be involved in pretty deep AFL world and drug ‘saga’ discussions with a member of The Brady Bunch and one of the 1990s most world famous models, amongst other (SOME!) high profile people.

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And then eat a buffalo testicle…

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T-bone are you just now noticing that Dys is a paid up member of caravan club?

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Biiiiiig relate.

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Onya Dois! Eat that eyeball and century egg

Get around him.. ate the Testi too :call_me_hand:

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Can Gary Sweet get Jobes Brownlow back?

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Because he didn’t have a nut allergy apparently (per Julia Morris)

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Police Rescue or Bradman style?

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Unfortunately, Mitchell is just a regular, land based rat.

If they’d given it to Cousins, maybe…

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“The Pacific” style

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He was in Stingers not Water Rats. That was Colin Friels.

Malcolm?

I trust the producers were prosecuted for not reaching the required quota of Gary Sweet in a top Aussie cop drama?

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Gary is a weird cat, some of his antics are legendary

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Doesn’t (or didn’t) mind a beverage or beverage adjacent thing…

Yep. When he was doing radio in Adelaide my wife was at the station and several times after a big night out he would be hosting his program whilst sitting on a table in mediation position wearing only his jocks

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I saw him at an event somewhere in Melbourne, possibly a corporate wanktent at the spring carnival. A constant stream of people were giving it the “you’re Gary Sweet”!

To which he would reply “In a way, we are all Gary Sweet”, followed by a forehead kiss.

Gold.

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How about Christopher “Mr. Rent-a-Kill” Flannery style

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I hope when Dys gets voted out David Myers puts his arm around him and shares a quiet joke as they walk off.

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