Former #21 Dyson Turner-Heppell

[Chris_1993]

@dingus

Malcolm?

I trust the producers were prosecuted for not reaching the required quota of Gary Sweet in a top Aussie cop drama?

Yes, but the producers of Malcolm were rewarded for meeting the required quota of Bud Tingwell in an Australian cinematic production during that era.

[dingus]

Ah, the predecessor to the “Bill Hunter” regulations.

[Clone_Hirdy]

@frosty

Or maybe he thinks outdated traditions need to be left in the past.

or maybe not everything from the past is a bad thing and can be ■■■■■■■ left alone?

[Chris_1993]

I don’t recall Dyson saying anything about he thinks this is what everyone should do.

His name, his marriage. He can do as he likes.

[swoodley]

ah…the simple things that “trigger” people these days

[efc1robbo]

@dingus

I saw him at an event somewhere in Melbourne, possibly a corporate wanktent at the spring carnival. A constant stream of people were giving it the “you’re Gary Sweet”!

To which he would reply “In a way, we are all Gary Sweet”, followed by a forehead kiss.

Gold.

That’s all kinds of awesome!

[billybomber]

💔 MINI: Dyson Heppell opens up on Essendon doping scandal

[dingus]

Gross. Fevola.

[Hoffy]

No longer playing with Port this season.

[Chris_1993]

Wonder if he’ll pop up as a Collingwood VFL listed player instead.

[Chilli]

Player coach

[billybomber]

i reckon hes gonna start some sort of tv or radio gig after his time on im a celebrity.

[Maxx]

Are people enjoying Heppell on the show? I don’t watch that type of stuff and no idea on pop culture type stuff.

[billybomber]

i dont watch it but ive seen highlights on facebook and comments from ppl . non essendon ppl are appreciating him. hes a legend. we all know that, just a good person and very likeable.

[chris_64]

Interesting name change decision. Up to now it was mostly women that retained their birth name after marriage, usually for continuity of professional reputation identity.

This double name change is new to me, it seems a bit wokish or sort of aristocratic to me but, we can all change our names to whatever we like with some legal restrictions, right ?

[Heptides]

Now that he is off to Collingwood, is it Dyson Turner-Coat-Heppell?

[up_up]

@chris_64

it seems a bit wokish or sort of aristocratic to me

Duke Hepster of Wokeville, Lord Chancellor of the Preferred Pronouns, PC, AFL(M)+.

[chris_64]

There can be unforeseen ramifications when changing names.

Some relies of mine changed their name to Round-Turner a few decades ago.

I suppose people these days make jokes about them being named after a spatula that is good for flipping pancakes.

Same goes for the Swiss company who tried to get our company to sell their module called the DUD.

[Heppelltitis]

@Humble_Minion

@Heffsgirl

Don’t be a jerk and give your kids names that other kids will tease and or beat them up.

When a mate of mine was pregnant with her first, I gave her that exact same advice.

She called the kid Anais.

Have never forgotten a client of mine long ago who’s name was legit “Peter Files”.

[Tbone]

A distant cousin of my mother name was Richard Head no joke