Former #39 Patrick Voss - false messiah

Kicked a great brute strength goal against the Tigers and he LOVED it. Great celebration!

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https://x.com/afl/status/1911279944337850457?s=46&t=4LG0DCG8FJkpIs7PpYhYUQ

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He can watch it during his next week or two off for his coathanger.

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So glad we pumped games into Weideman instead of giving this guy a go.

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yes it would have been good to keep this guy, a real weapon, tearing up the afl he is

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If you say so.

He’s got brute strength I’ll give him that. When someone posts a vid of him taking a contested mark above his head I’ll start to doubt my opinion of him in regards to AFL level KPF.

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It was a coat hanger action, but it was closer to a fist to the nose.

28 minute mark of the first quarter.
Bow to your new King :rofl:

(Edit) AFL links suck balls. Was in the Eagles game

I’m can’t be arsed finding it. Was it a good mark or just him running out on a lead?

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I thought AFL players were prohibited from gambling on anything AFL related.

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Does Sportsbet offer a market on Patrick Voss maintaining sobriety throughout an AFL season?

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Probably

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“Think you’ve seen miracles on the footy field? Try betting on Patrick Voss staying sober for the entire AFL season! The odds are as wild as a Hail Mary goal after the siren—will he make it through Round 1 with a clear head, or will the temptation of the post-match pint prove too strong? Back the underdog (or don’t) and ride the rollercoaster of willpower, peer pressure, and pub nights. Place your bets now—because nothing’s more unpredictable than Voss on a weekend!”

That might explain it. I recall it was very strange that the winner of the club VFL BNF and our VFL leading goal kicker became the winner of a club DCM.

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3 Weeks.

Hard to argue.

Scrimshaw got 3 for his hit on Ridley, this was pretty similar.

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He seems like a big of a figjam, but in the worst kind of way. His footy isn’t much to write home about and he clobbers people in the head…