Former #whatever - Jake Carlisle

Football Discussion Non Essendon Stuff
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Couldn’t find an open thread, which seems appropriate.

Retired. There’s an article but I dont give a ■■■■.

This bit was of interest though:

“Jake, his partner Mel and children Nash, Layker and River”

“These names are ■■■■■■”!

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Take it to the St Kilda thread (where his retirement has already been discussed).

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I’m not going in there, thats how you get herpes.

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Never knew he had kids…

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Strikes me as the kind of guy that wouldn’t know he had them either.

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haha was waiting for this

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Was a key part of our 2015… snort

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I wonder if Layker will ever get to LA?

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Wish him all the best in the future but I would imagine they’d be at least some regret about leaving Essendon like he did.

Particularly with those fairly public comments in his final year.

Can’t blame him for leaving due to the club failing the players (2012-13) but his career may have looked different…

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Surely Layker is a made up name

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I need to know if it’s pronounced like the team or like the Soviet space dog.

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Gurge

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I dont know how you get that pronunciation but whatever.

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You can take the boy out of Crazyburn but you can’t take Crazyburn out of the boy.

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And isn’t River a bit, you know…after…you know…

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Just in case…

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Laters Jake

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Bon, Scott and Cassandra would’ve sufficed

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