Former #whatever - Jake Carlisle

My 2nd daughter was born 2 days after he destroyed the Dogs. I was pushing for the name Jake if we had a boy. Fortunately she was a girl and I don’t have Jake named after this bloke

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How is little Jakina doing?

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The brown and white eh? That’s a choice.

Was he?

I thought he still looked depressed even when kicking goals.

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Maybe it was just me who felt happy!

Cake Jarlisle

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Like Jarcasle

The only Jake Carlisle story I have is one of my mates said he hooked up with his cousin after picking her up at REVS.

Make of that what you will.

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I didn’t say it was a good story.

Just the only story. And because it’s a word of mouth one, I can’t even verify it is true.

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Oh I wasn’t judging the story.

Except for the ambiguous identification of the consanguinity.

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Lol x

Maybe just Jake’s way of communicating to his players to bring their mouthguards to the team’s next training session through the art of interpretive dance?

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Loose unit

Have any of us ….. ??

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Was the best player in the league for 2 consecutive weeks in 2014.

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lol

Former Essendon and St Kilda defender Jake Carlisle has been caught up in an alleged second violent act in a local football game in 2026.

The 34-year-old will front the Riddell District League tribunal after he allegedly jumped a fence mid-game during a final at the weekend between Carlisle’s Wallan and Kyneton Football Club.

It is alleged that Carlisle was being abused by opposition supporters before he jumped the fence and allegedly slapped the culprit.

This is the second strange and violent incident Carlisle has found himself in at local level this season after he left Murray League club Moama mid-year following an alleged punch on during a game with a teammate.

Carlol

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Only 34? Bring him back

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Ever notice how you hear the names of former Essendon players that retired between 5-10 years ago and they’re still young enough to still be playing?

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