Get the hell out of Essendon - Patrick Ryder

Just waiting for a communication specialist to link this to the drugz that poor old Judas had injected in that dungeon.

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I can see the headline now:

Thymbombmosin b4 and after!

With a b4 picture in his AA Blazer and the after shot being his police mug shot.

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They’ll just run this ol’ chestnut again.

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OUCH.

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This is a consequence of bouts of rage he suffers since administered with “Mystery Mexican Medication”. Dont believe for a second this wont be our fault

Or Thommo and/or his now/ex wife partner friend or whatever.

Delayed side effects of THYMOSIN-BETA4 is getting into drunken blues with the law. Takes two-three years to kick in. Obviously.

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So the AFL has determined that Paddy is a “light colour”?

Big call by them there.

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[gleefully piles in on the schadenfreude-fest]

Paddywagon Ryder amirite?

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Sounds like a beat-up to me.
Oh no.
An unintentional pun.

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I’d grade that reckless, rather than unintentional.

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https://discourse.bomberblitz.com/uploads/default/original/2X/e/e3c0bef7337d92e8f405cf384d7b54577a433f64.png

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Glad our fuckup players did it once they left our club tbh.

carlol
paddy

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So, is anyone starting a thread on how Houli carved up Adelaide in the Grand Final?

Let’s not forget Andy Lovett. While he messed up at Essendon he certainly saved his best for the Saints.

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Finally a good news story.

Nice one Paddy Whack.

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seen the video yet?
I have to admit, i found it on Port Bigfooty. Judging by their reaction on that board, paddy will be up for sainthood after this