Grammar, Spelling and Punctuation

Did you know the man who used to proofread Hitler’s speeches, was technically a grammar nazi.

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O’ Two meter Peter, wherefore art thou

I think I got the iambic.

I feel like Wim posts sober at least once a week month year

A two meter peter is a rather lengthy spurt.

Changing tact
Changing tack

Agreeance
Agreement

Talk to
Talk about

Different to
Different than
Different from

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I feel like we’ve had a few of these threads.
Fell swoop, etc.

Back in the day I used to have brackets inside of brackets. Pretty wild, huh?
I’m not up to that sort of excitement anymore.

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one of my favourites is the distinction between ‘less’ and ‘fewer’. if they’re discrete entities you’re comparing, like people or games, it’s fewer, otherwise if it’s a continuous mass like butter or jam, it’s ‘less’.

Ironically, there’s only one word for the opposite ‘more’.

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Is additional the opposite of fewer?

Deux metre Pierre

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“Why are you walking over to that woman?”

“To meet her, Peter”

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could of

Could have

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If I dump a load of student essays in here can you guys check the grammar, spelling, and punctuation for me?

Nah. Just send us the hilarious ones.

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The “talk to” thing is my number one hate. Where did this crap come from?

Loose
lose

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I’m old fashioned. I say ‘speak with’.

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That and “would of” really annoy me. Why do people do it?

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Dunkley. His coming to us. His going to be great.

He’s.

I hate this one with an irrational passion.

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I’m just glad that the ‘literally’ debate seems to have been settled.
I credit millennials.
It was like they said, ‘we’re not That stupid.’

Just between you and I

Object pronouns follow prepositions.

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