Seriously, if you’re going to attempt a lowball, at least make it semi-realistic and for for the love of God, turn up if you say you’re going to turn up. How hard is it to send a text if you can’t make it?
Step 1: don’t use gumtree
Trying to sell that old couch again?
You just know this is a Diggers’ thread from the title.
I’m with Diggers on this one
Or Facebook marketplace.
Facebook marketplace is the bomb for kids toys.
I sold some old junk garage fridge that was chewing up my energy bill. The idiot buying it and I agreed on $40. I had to go out so I wheeled the piece of junk out into the driveway and told the ■■■■ to leave the cash in letter box as I would not be home. When I got back he had put in the letter box only $20. When i called the prick he told me the other $20 must have blown away lol
You’re my kind of guy, Nift.
I’ve seen that couch somewhere before…
You can tell just from the title?
I’d hunt that jerk down for the outstanding twenny.
It’s not just an old couch, it’s a mid century/retro/shabby chic/Danish inspired masterpiece.
Reckon if Bomb sold off some of his old hard drives, he’d sh*t bricks when he remembered the hundred Bitcoins he bought for $10 back in time are stored on one of them?
On the flip side, there is an implied pressure to go through with a purchase if you go to the trouble of actually turning up to buy the item.
Seller: So what do you think? Huh? Huh?
Buyer: I’m not sure. The photos you posted didn’t seem to illustrate the spew staining across both cushions.
Had a no show for a month, then after 2 get a message, still selling it?
bruh that ■■■■ was gone after your first unannounced noshow.