Is NatalieDons... is not good

[stir_fried_ewok]

@barnz

there is no natalie, like there is no sarah or skywalker, its all SMJ

yep agreed. there were about 5 or more posters who independently thought Nat was SMJ given so many similarities so there was a fair chance they were right.
But we shouldn’t be harsh because we are all running fake accounts.
It’s on record that Alex is really a happy, chipper personality in real life who is dedicated to helping others learn the power of positivity.

[user_name]

Carrotsalad?

[alex.f.94]

@stir_fried_ewok

It’s on record that Alex is really a happy, chipper personality in real life who is dedicated to helping others learn the power of positivity.

Ill have you know the reason I am on blitz so much is because I am in life as I am on blitz.

I wholeheartedly deny these damaging rumours of my decency.

[stir_fried_ewok]

@user_name

Carrotsalad?

no he really is a vegetable

[The_New_Coleman]

@stir_fried_ewok

we are all running fake accounts

Wait… you’re not really an Ewok?

[Windy_Dill]

So how did “Natalie” blow “her” cover?

[Chris_1993]

Still no 2meterpizza. The gold standard of blitz burner accounts.

[alex.f.94]

@Windy_Dill

So how did “Natalie” blow “her” cover?

• Calling me a stalker in exactly the same way SMJ did (not wrong tho)
• Being concerned about having some specific, random reaction to the vaccine exactly as SMJ did
• Speaking exactly like SMJ does
• No Natalie-Anns being registered midwives at hospital they supposedly work at
• Having conveniently sick/ dying relatives/ friends to back him up at every opportunity
• Failing to make a ■■■■■■■ pie
• Having the exact same beefs against posters as SMJ did

[em2009]

Good grief.

[Glu]

Oh come on.

I never liked Courier as a player, but I think he’s an excellent commentator and post match interviewer.

[Windy_Dill]

@alex.f.94

@Windy_Dill

So how did “Natalie” blow “her” cover?

• Calling me a stalker in exactly the same way SMJ did (not wrong tho)
• Being concerned about having some specific, random reaction to the vaccine exactly as SMJ did
• Speaking exactly like SMJ does
• No Natalie-Anns being registered midwives at hospital they supposedly work at
• Having conveniently sick/ dying relatives/ friends to back him up at every opportunity
• Failing to make a ■■■■■■■ pie
• Having the exact same beefs against posters as SMJ did

Speculation move to strike

[StabbytheRabbit]

This is what I heard…Blitzfish Special Investigator Nev discovered that two unnamed Blitzers share a mutual friend, who tells them that Nataliedons is unreal. So imagine the Blitzfish team’s surprise when they go to meet NatalieDons in an obscure park — and ***** pops out instead.

Turns out **** has an addiction to fake profiles and a heart as cold as ice.
…cue Foreigner music from the 1980s.

(might not be true but its a good story)

[stir_fried_ewok]

I could be an ewok. There might be some kind of Matrix thing happening where all is not as it appears to be.
Or I might just be a dude who likes eating stir fry.

[Preliminary_Point2]

But why did SMJ get banned yesterday? Cover was blown weeks back.

[alex.f.94]

DJR woke up on the wrong side of the bed and didnt see the humor in it anymore?

[stir_fried_ewok]

@Chris_1993

Still no 2meterpizza. The gold standard of blitz burner accounts.

@2metrefoetus was the burner account of the 2meterpizza burner and it was much harder to stomach.

[Chris_1993]

Burner accounts can have their own burners? Fkn blitzception.

[j_w]

Classic. With tennis not starting until this afternoon, this is just the entertainment my morning needed.

[Preliminary_Point2]

That’s a damn big balut and I can’t stomach small ones.

[em2009]

My next meeting at work also just got cancelled. Good day so far.