I’m glad Blitz was down. It allowed me to go and play beach frisbee with hot chicks and other cool guys…
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So you were on PornHub!
DUH!!!
That was a desperate few hours! I was forced to actually focus on my job and complete work tasks…For Shame!
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How dare Blitz go down on a Monday… I ended up having to work to fill in my time.
Very uncool.
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Blitzers have jobs?
With all the extra work I’ve done today I will only have to work a few more hours this week!
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We all have the nerdiest jobs you can imagine.
ANNOUNCE DATA ANALYST
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Blitz was down and I still didn’t do fark all work.
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SOMETIMES YOU WANNA GO WHERE EVERYBODY KNOWS YOUR NAME
Or calls you a ■■■■.
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SILENCE ■■■■!!!
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Sack these blokes to start with. Their position is untenable
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Same.
NHL on one work laptop, NBA on the work desktop and diverted calls 
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ANNOUNCE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO THE NERDIEST YOU CAN IMAGINE
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I didn’t think this was possible, but I did less.
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I promised myself I wouldn’t do a thing till blitz was back up and now I’m just too tired
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An existential crisis now and then is good for the soul (or colon).
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Lies!
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