Left Essendon - Alex Morgan

Morgan heads north? Geography not their strong suit

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I hope it’s not too awkward when he asks where the rest of their training facilities are

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Could you please direct me to the spongy floors.

<< kicked out of the Hangar >>

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see ya.
Obviously took a lot longer to start performing than the club had hoped when drafted.
We have plenty who can play his role.

Just looks like a North player, doesn’t he?

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love that lens flare.

better than yess

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“Now Alex just so you know when it comes to actually paying you…”

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Can we close this thread. Honestly who cares.

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The responses to that tweet are funny already…

What a recruit. A nobody who’s played VFL for 2 years @samcritch29
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Hyperbole. I’m guessing if he was what you just made him out to be he’d still be at Essendon #honestymatters

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Dustin Martin comes to North!!

nope…

Josh Kelly comes to North!!!

um, nope…

Alex Morgan, comes to North

we’re done here. close the doors.

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Doubt he’ll be getting paid super anymore

Morgan - “alright! time to hit the weights!”
Ziebell - “ill be done with it in a second mate”
Morgan - “dont stress Jack, ill use other weights”
Ziebell - “… this is the only weight we have here…”

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Morgan: ‘Hey where do I find the showers?’

Brad Scott: ‘Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…’

i hope this thread stays open so we can keep making jokes about how povo Norf are

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Bugger… with that pace and flashiness on his draft highlight reel, i had hopes he’d be the second coming of Andy Lovett.

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EFA.

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You mean the way that two weeks from now if someone said “who is this north player?” and showed you a photo you’d say “um, Brent Harvey?”

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Has Morgan met the North Melbourne member yet?

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He has to pay his money to the membership department first…then they will give him the mirror.

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