Okay, so myself and Kiwi girlfriend who is newly inducted to footy (Essendon member) have been invited by one of her mates to the Geelong vs Hawthorn game. We’re reminded at the last minute by her friend that I’ll need to wear a collar for the MCC members, I had no idea we were sitting there. The bonus is that I can drink full strength beer. However, I have no clean shirts nor any collared apparel apart from an Hawaiian shirt or this wonderfully ridiculous Mister Simple shirt with iced confectionary all over it.
The question is, which one do I go for? Also will the stuffy gits volunteering and manning the MCC think either of my shirts unacceptable? Will I make it through that new terrorist fencing?