Midlife Crisis

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Rubbish, Noonan looks like Paul chapman on top, but his pony tail goes halfway down his back.

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My mirror must be broken.

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MUST. NOT. COMMENT.

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Start doing coke on the weekends

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join banking sector.
do coke nightly
???
midlife crisis

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Iā€™m having my midlife crisis right now. Iā€™m assuming il be in a home still talking on blitz by 60

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Didnā€™t Faith No More have a song about this?

Maybe it has the answers you seekā€¦

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I worked in retail/retail management/fast food management for 15 years before I got a very junior role in the web industry in 2007 with next to no experience. Still with that same company over 10 years later, now in my 6th role and itā€™s the best thing I ever did

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Chopping your lines too hard, you animal.

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Technically thats not a mullet.

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You want me to cut down?

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Aust Post increases have smashed my companies profits the bastards. Between them and CCS

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Canā€™t you become like a mobile banker/home loan specialist or something. Somewhere you hit the road? Get away from the desk. That way you leverage your knowledge but get away from the desk and behind the wheel?

Being 42 you wanna use your experience as your an old dog. The young uns will be way hungrier.

Or take 6 months off, get in shape clear your head and reevaluate. Might just need a break.

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Go the full hog.

I can offer you a Cert III in horticulture. Who needs money when you living the dream right?

Or hey, if its the moneyā€¦Cert III in production hortā€¦specialise in Hydoponicsā€¦Controlled Environment clustered with Chemistry. Skyā€™s the limit.

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Get into contracting.
Money is great, meet heaps of new people and you get to do something different every year.

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Is it only blokes who have midlife crises?

No posts from the women of Blitz yet (AFAIK)

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Sshhhā€¦
What they have we really dont want.

Im thinking we get it easy with the mid life crisis.

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Yes, there is that.

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If anyone is after reasonable pay, but for only 36-38 weeks of the year and no job security, but you have a passion to make a difference, I can recommended teacher aiding.

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Very interesting threadā€¦ Good luck AB, youā€™ve only got one life. Live it to the fullest.

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